Conquer Club

Introducing, the newest clan to hit the market. From the same producers that brought you (whatever the hell your favorite movie is), we bring you...

*Drum Roll*

The 69'ers


CC's Greatest Forum-Goers jam-packed into one clan. Several members who fit the 69'ers criteria have already been notified. But never fear; for you too can become a 69'er. Just give me a reason why you deserve to be a 69'er, and I'm sure you'll be considered...

Recruits:
1. El Capitan X (69 Posts. Therefore, using the transitive property, the greatest member of CC and 69'ers Leader)
2. Snorri1234
3. brooksieb
4. Hitman079
5. dustn64
6. Dancing Mustard
7.
8.
9.
10.

Pending Memberships:
1. sam levi
2. Anarkistsdream
3. timmytuttut88
4. muy_thaiguy

Note: There is a reason (not having anything to do with the fact that I have 69 posts) that this is not in 'Callouts'

Whats the point in this?

Exactly what is the criteria anyways?

Eh, if he posts an answer to your questions, then the "clan" would have to be called the 70's.

Curmudgeonx wrote:Eh, if he posts an answer to your questions, then the "clan" would have to be called the 70's.

Ofcourse not, our posts here don't count.

Right, right Snorri. Which may be the reason ECX posted this here instead of callouts, where it should actually go.

Sure i don't mind i'm quite well known here anyway.

Still waiting for an answer dammit!

diddle wrote:Still waiting for an answer dammit!

I'm getting to it dammit!

ECX

Testing to see if post counts work anymore....

It seems I owe an explanation as to what exactly this clan will (hopefully) be about. So, here goes.


In the year 2008, in a CC Forum far, far away...
Lackattack has just upgraded the Forums to phpBB3
The masses of users overflowing with anticipation
But a problem unforeseen has emerged
With perma-bans to the high-flying users
And a deadly disease spreading throughout IK
With post counts no longer counting
And users leaving to find a new place to eat their burritos
When all was lost and gone
When everything was going downhill
A team exalted throughout the lands had arrived
The team of 69'ers

They brought lively discussions to the IK threads
When all was dull, when nothing was fun
They lightened the mood
The wittiest of the bunch
The few, the proud, the Marines
Brainstorming ideas to make IK a better place
To make boring threads into heated discussions
To fight for the good of forums across the galaxy
They feared no mod, feared no ban
Wrote whatever would please the masses
Wrote whatever could arise a chuckle
They teamed up, met in their headquarters in Afghanistan
Plotted the assassination of wicked
Hired Osama Bin Laden as Team Chef

And announced themselves as the 69'ers.


Any more questions?
ECX

Nice, I'll consider it.

I approve.

BTW sign me up.

Diddle- Maybe.

Snorri1234- Yes?

Brooksieb- fo' sho.

Yes.

While im not interested in membership at this time, id be interested in subscribing to any newsletters that your group ends up producing

- got tonkaed

can i join

Ah, well, sign me up anyways.

Add me because of my enormous wang and tiny brain.

Those who did not receive an invite, but have requested to be in the clan are now put in the 'Pending' list. I shall go through your profile like a pedophilic stalker, reading your posts and whatnot to see if you are the utmost qualified.

I hope to hear back from those who were sent invites soon.


Good day,
ECX

brooksieb wrote:Sure i don't mind i'm quite well known here anyway.

who the f*ck are you.

jnd94 wrote:

brooksieb wrote:Sure i don't mind i'm quite well known here anyway.

who the f*ck are you.

Amen to that

i want in

a bunch of guys talking about 69 in their own private forums




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