Whats so good about religion?

SnakeySnakey · Post by **SnakeySnakey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:58 pm

Nothing but senile crack-pots who decided one day to play their primitive game of telephone, thats what.

nothing but illogical, downright impossible fairy tails.

Im so glad Im an atheist, cause that way my true sciences can obliterate your false pipe-dreams of a so called god.

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:59 pm

No Sex?

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SnakeySnakey · Post by **SnakeySnakey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:03 pm

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dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:09 pm

"Religion Sucks So Bad That I Will Make A Thread About It. By Me Making A Thread It Might Make Me Sound Like A Blabbering Idiot, But That Is One Risk I Am Will To Take For No Apparent Reason"

^^^ Is this close to what crossed your mind before you clicked the "New Topic" Button?

For the record, if you hate it so much why try and empower it?

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:12 pm

SnakeySnakey wrote:HOLY SHIT I LOVE TRAINS

When I saw the train post I thought "this reminds me of SnakeySnake". Swish

EDIT: Heck, guess he made the thread too. I don't feel so impressive any more. :cry:

SnakeySnakey · Post by **SnakeySnakey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:14 pm

nice job you religious fanatics. So far rather than defend your ideologies, you decide to attack one person who is smart enough to know your apparent misguidance towards how you view life.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:16 pm

SnakeySnakey wrote:nice job you religious fanatics. So far rather than defend your ideologies, you decide to attack one person who is smart enough to know your apparent misguidance towards how you view life.

This is true, but the Bible disagrees with you. WHAT WHAT! Christianity: 1, SnakeySnakey: 0

SnakeySnakey · Post by **SnakeySnakey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:20 pm

Pfft, dont ever use the bible as a primary source against arguments. It is nothing but fiction. You see crazy Christians burn books like harry potter or lord of the rings when they are too stupid to realize that their books are the same as it is impossible and corrupt.

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:31 pm

Religion = orgasm. That is what's so good about it.

Of course, everything is like an orgasm when you're on an acid trip.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:45 pm

SnakeySnakey wrote:Pfft, dont ever use the bible as a primary source against arguments. It is nothing but fiction. You see crazy Christians burn books like harry potter or lord of the rings when they are too stupid to realize that their books are the same as it is impossible and corrupt.

Bit close minded on this aren't you? Not only in this post, but this one

nice job you religious fanatics. So far rather than defend your ideologies, you decide to attack one person who is smart enough to know your apparent misguidance towards how you view life.

as well. Tell me something, in this post, what makes you any different from the fanatics that you only think that are religious? There are fanatics in the atheist group as well (you seem to be one yourself), not to mention in nearly every kind of group you can think of. I can garuntee you right now that there are about 20 different threads that have to do with Religion in one aspect or another, even one including that many Christians (including Catholics) pertain to science as a means in which to discover how God created the world. And yet, you have made a surprisingly ignorant statement in that science is full proof, which it is not. So before trying to start a debate, how about actually thinking before you type? Seriously, it wouldn't hurt one bit.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:49 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
SnakeySnakey wrote:Pfft, dont ever use the bible as a primary source against arguments. It is nothing but fiction. You see crazy Christians burn books like harry potter or lord of the rings when they are too stupid to realize that their books are the same as it is impossible and corrupt.

Bit close minded on this aren't you? Not only in this post, but this one
nice job you religious fanatics. So far rather than defend your ideologies, you decide to attack one person who is smart enough to know your apparent misguidance towards how you view life.
as well. Tell me something, in this post, what makes you any different from the fanatics that you only think that are religious? There are fanatics in the atheist group as well (you seem to be one yourself), not to mention in nearly every kind of group you can think of. I can garuntee you right now that there are about 20 different threads that have to do with Religion in one aspect or another, even one including that many Christians (including Catholics) pertain to science as a means in which to discover how God created the world. And yet, you have made a surprisingly ignorant statement in that science is full proof, which it is not. So before trying to start a debate, how about actually thinking before you type? Seriously, it wouldn't hurt one bit.

Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh, you're gay!

SnakeySnakey · Post by **SnakeySnakey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:56 pm

yes, he might be gay, but its okay for him to be gay, you see, since religious people would instantly toss him into the flaming pit.

Dont worry dude, I support your coming out of the closet in my topic *thumbs*

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:01 pm

Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh, you're gay!

Uncalled for.

yes, he might be gay, but its okay for him to be gay, you see, since religious people would instantly toss him into the flaming pit.

Dont worry dude, I support your coming out of the closet in my topic *thumbs*

Just plain stupidity. Nothing more.

SnakeySnakey · Post by **SnakeySnakey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:11 pm

Science is full proof in that when there is a flaw, scientists will work a way to find the truth. And then when finding the truth, scientist will explain in full detail. While religion is nothing but hocus-pocus to make the truth nothing but illusions without revealing its tricks.

alakazam.

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:29 pm

Religion is great!

It allows you to live in a fairy tale dream land and accept everthing that happens in your life as fate.

SnakeySnakey · Post by **SnakeySnakey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:40 pm

This man knows what he is talking about.

Kudos to you, good sir.

the_lion · Post by **the_lion** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:50 pm

Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh, you're gay!

yes, he might be gay, but its okay for him to be gay, you see, since religious people would instantly toss him into the flaming pit.

Dont worry dude, I support your coming out of the closet in my topic *thumbs*

HEY MODS!!!

Please please please can we have this moved over to flame wars???? HUH??? Can we.

I definitely appreciate how a couple of atheist teenager f*ck irons call someone gay for having a different opinion than they do. Oh, sure, I know, he is sticking up for what he believes in, and yet, you have no real idea what he believes in because he didn't really go all that much into detail about it.

How about... uh oh... wait... Yes Father? You want me to tell... I can't say that here Lord... But Father, I might....

Okay...

You two dirt bag f*ck sticks are going straight to hell, where you will have the tail of Satan skewer your ass hole and come out of your foul mouths while you are roasted over the pit of a thousand burning souls.

Whats that father? Do you really want me to tell them that?

He also says that you will be force fed the shit and semen of a thousand wicked hogs everyday for all of eternity. Sorry dude... that is your hell.

Seriously though, What the f*ck are you trying to prove? That your mind is even more narrow than the average crack pot religious zealot? Good for you cause that is just what you have done. You stupid fuckers most likely FAILED science class.

Fucking stupid retarded monkeys... get a little enlightened.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:52 pm

the_lion wrote:
Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh, you're gay!

yes, he might be gay, but its okay for him to be gay, you see, since religious people would instantly toss him into the flaming pit.

Dont worry dude, I support your coming out of the closet in my topic *thumbs*

HEY MODS!!!

Please please please can we have this moved over to flame wars???? HUH??? Can we.

I definitely appreciate how a couple of atheist teenager f*ck irons call someone gay for having a different opinion than they do. Oh, sure, I know, he is sticking up for what he believes in, and yet, you have no real idea what he believes in because he didn't really go all that much into detail about it.

How about... uh oh... wait... Yes Father? You want me to tell... I can't say that here Lord... But Father, I might....

Okay...

You two dirt bag f*ck sticks are going straight to hell, where you will have the tail of Satan skewer your ass hole and come out of your foul mouths while you are roasted over the pit of a thousand burning souls.

Whats that father? Do you really want me to tell them that?

He also says that you will be force fed the shit and semen of a thousand wicked hogs everyday for all of eternity. Sorry dude... that is your hell.

Seriously though, What the f*ck are you trying to prove? That your mind is even more narrow than the average crack pot religious zealot? Good for you cause that is just what you have done. You stupid fuckers most likely FAILED science class.

Fucking stupid retarded monkeys... get a little enlightened.

the_lion · Post by **the_lion** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:54 pm

Serious as your mother...

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:41 am

the_lion wrote:
Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh, you're gay!

yes, he might be gay, but its okay for him to be gay, you see, since religious people would instantly toss him into the flaming pit.

Dont worry dude, I support your coming out of the closet in my topic *thumbs*

HEY MODS!!!

Please please please can we have this moved over to flame wars???? HUH??? Can we.

I definitely appreciate how a couple of atheist teenager f*ck irons call someone gay for having a different opinion than they do. Oh, sure, I know, he is sticking up for what he believes in, and yet, you have no real idea what he believes in because he didn't really go all that much into detail about it.

How about... uh oh... wait... Yes Father? You want me to tell... I can't say that here Lord... But Father, I might....

Okay...

You two dirt bag f*ck sticks are going straight to hell, where you will have the tail of Satan skewer your ass hole and come out of your foul mouths while you are roasted over the pit of a thousand burning souls.

Whats that father? Do you really want me to tell them that?

He also says that you will be force fed the shit and semen of a thousand wicked hogs everyday for all of eternity. Sorry dude... that is your hell.

Seriously though, What the f*ck are you trying to prove? That your mind is even more narrow than the average crack pot religious zealot? Good for you cause that is just what you have done. You stupid fuckers most likely FAILED science class.

Fucking stupid retarded monkeys... get a little enlightened.

Is that really the worst hell you can think of?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:41 am

the_lion wrote:HEY MODS!!!

Please please please can we have this moved over to flame wars???? HUH??? Can we.

I second the motion.

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:46 am

Allows the unexplained to be explained. As science knowledge increased religion goes down.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:31 am

This thread is fucking legendary.

Welcome home Snakey... I kinda missed you.

SnakeySnakey · Post by **SnakeySnakey** » Thu May 01, 2008 1:09 pm

HEY MODS!

Im a nobody loser who cant keep up with snakeysnakey's ingenious arguments! Make me feel like the hero when in reality, Im a backward-ass hick!

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