I just got jacked for my bike

[RustyMonkey]

I was bored about an hour ago and decided to go to the gas station down the street for a Red Bull. I was planning on selling my old BMX bike tomorrow for a buck twenty-five, and I decided to ride it to the gas station one last time since I used to love to ride it everywhere. I got my Red Bull, and on the way back I was slowly riding when three dudes walked by. They were about my age, pretty big and black. Since I was riding slowly they were able to surround me. One of them got in my face and I punched him in his face, but another dude pushed me off my bike. I got like seven or eight punches to the face, and then a gun pressed against my forehead. The scumbag that was holding it said I better not tell the police or else I was dead, then they took off with my bike.

****, this sucks. I got a fat lip and a mangled cheek, and I'm out 125 dollars that I was supposed to get tomorrow. In my own ****ing neighborhood, too. I ran home and got a car, and drove after them with a knife ready to slit a throat or two but I couldn't find them.

[JACKAZZTJM]

****, this sucks. I got a fat lip and a mangled cheek, and I'm out 125 dollars that I was supposed to get tomorrow. In my own ****ing neighborhood, too. I ran home and got a car, and drove after them with a knife ready to slit a throat or two but I couldn't find them.

since u couldnt find the guys you wanted to kill with a knife you went home and typed about ur misfortunes on conquer club? u seem really badass

[Prestor Jack]

three things

1. an hour before your post reads as 1am by my clock (eastern time). why are you alone on a bicycle at that hour and riding slow around a group of three bigger dudes?

2. a knife is not going to help you in a gunfight.

3. sorry to hear it. shit sucks and i hope you get to see them while you're in your car next time.

[mpjh]

Hey, next time get insurance on your bike, stay in at night, and get a girlfriend who can tell you when YOU ARE BEING STUPID.

[Dancing Mustard]

You should totally find out where they live and petrol-bomb their houses.

That's the only sensible solution to this kind of problem.

[Snorri1234]

[william18]

You should totally find out where they live and petrol-bomb their houses.

That's the only sensible solution to this kind of problem.

I suggest molotov cocktail.

[InkL0sed]

You and Snakey (not that you're different people) sure do lead interesting lives...

[william18]

You and Snakey (not that you're different people) sure do lead interesting lives...

In a problematic situation sort of way.

[pimpdave]

It would help us all, i think, if Mr. Nobunga shared his views on this.

[jay_a2j]

In the event that you would have found them in your car.....



(It might have ended something like this)




"Thanks for the car" (as the three dudes drive off leaving you to walk home)

[InkL0sed]

I have a question for Nobunaga, but I'm not sure this is the correct thread to ask him.

[Nobunaga]

You should totally find out where they live and petrol-bomb their houses.

That's the only sensible solution to this kind of problem.

... I'm with Mustard on this one.

...

[AAFitz]

yeah... maybe delete that last part... youve had a bad enough day already

[soka]

they were ...pretty , big , and black? thats why, you were checking them out
the bike was just something to take for not getting charged with a hate crime