Conquer Club

Who do you think would win the ultimate free-for-all?

Didn't mention your guy? Then tells us who he/she is and why they would win?

Let the Uber Battle Begin!

Mighty Mouse! Why, may you ask? Why... because he's mighty!

Crimson_Knight wrote:Mighty Mouse! Why, may you ask? Why... because he's mighty!

Dude Budda would destroy Mighty Mouse. Budda would be like "Nervana" and then we would feel anything, so then he'd be like an unstoppable tank. Budda Powers!!! Then he would summon cats to eat the Might Mouse

It's a toss up between Buddha and Matt Damon's left foot, but I went for Buddha because he's like Mr Myagi, Yoda and some funny fat dude all rolled into one, and if he got into trouble he'd just be like "Whatever dOOd, I got enlightenment suck it nyah nyah" and be all serene and stuff and you can't even beat on a dude who's like that anyhow you know it, cause he doesn't even care, even though it would be like fully frustrating and everything.

Dude, Usagi would own em all. He would just go all samurai on them and they would fall down dead from his amazing pwnage skills.

just think about it freddy would take one look at budda an be like take that enlightenment shit and shove it as he inserts metal into budda belly

superman would obvious pwn them all. I mean he's an alien from another planet he could just pick them all up and carry them into outerspace where they would dies of a lack of oxygen.

Superman can be easily beat by Krytonite, Freddy has been killed many times by teenagers (granted he took out all their friends first, but his record is 0-however damn many movies he has), Buddha's too busy stuffing his face and meditating to throw it down, Jesus has to follow that "holier-than-thou" turn the other cheek business (even when being CRUCIFIED!), Hulk is not all that strong, and Scuzzlebutt... he's stuck in Hell, and thus can't participate. So the only real challenger to Mighty Mouse is Matt Damon's left foot... that may actually be a close fight.

Yeah, but dood, Budda, could just SIT on any of those other noobs and they'd be like, totally fubar'd. And you don't even want to hear about what he could do with his enlightened flatulence.

Plus the dood is a chick too, so he's also like your mom, and could just like send you to your room or whatever, and even Mighty Mouse can't take that shit. Although, admittedly Matt Damon's left foot prolly doesn't have a room of it's own so it prolly could.

Personally I'm offended Bill Cosby or Larry King weren't included in the list...

seems like jesus is winning the poll

well if we dig deep into the religions, Jesus is God, and God raised Jesus from the dead. So even if someone managed to get the better of Jesus, God would just bring him back, and be like, "Son, I need you to try harder, this raising people from the dead tires me out."

I am HURT that nobody else voted for Mighty Mouse... does no one appreciate his mightyness?

Jesus is totally over rated...He's got no reach, no rythym...All talk...and as for God...For Christ's sake I've seen better fighters at Christmas time Wal-Mart sales openings...I would take Sally Jesse Raphael over all of those unworthies...

u idiots wrestling is fake and dumb and well to be honest just a mass buisness like football.

Chuck Norris. Hands down.

I was waiting for that.

Since we're on the subject of a mega battle involving the world's greatest (and especially because you just mentioned Chuck Norris), everyone should check out this link: The Ultimate Showdown. Damn funny music video, as well as featuring Chuck Norris.

moz976 wrote:superman would obvious pwn them all. I mean he's an alien from another planet he could just pick them all up and carry them into outerspace where they would dies of a lack of oxygen.

dude im sry but Jesus would be like 'I SUMMON KRYTONITE!!!' and Superman wud be dead

I think I would have to go with Jesus on this one. Millions of zombie followers would more then make up for any shortcomings in his own abilities.

When in doubt, you can't go wrong with a meat shield.

i could kick all their asses but ( mejor que lo hagan ellas )

Jason would win because he's invincalbe(spell check). all he'd have to do is whip out the machette and decapacitate all y'alls "super heros".

and in Freddy vs. Jason jason even over comes his fear of water, there is nom stoppin' him now!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crimson_Knight wrote:Superman can be easily beat by Krytonite, Freddy has been killed many times by teenagers (granted he took out all their friends first, but his record is 0-however damn many movies he has), Buddha's too busy stuffing his face and meditating to throw it down, Jesus has to follow that "holier-than-thou" turn the other cheek business (even when being CRUCIFIED!), Hulk is not all that strong, and Scuzzlebutt... he's stuck in Hell, and thus can't participate. So the only real challenger to Mighty Mouse is Matt Damon's left foot... that may actually be a close fight.

Just had to respond to this one. Jesus willingly went to the cross, He could have stopped it. He did it so we would not have to die. He even forgave them that crucified Him!

The first time Jesus came...he came as a servant.

The next time he comes it will be as a mighty conqueror.


Be born twice and die once or be born once and die twice.

Ahem....

Jesus Christ, Jay, get a sense of humor. You're almost as bad as those Islams who started rioting over that Swedish cartoon of Mohammed in a bathing suit.