Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[apey]

granted but it is monopoly money
I wish that i was insanely popular

[hecter]

Granted, but everybody only talks to you out of pity.

I wish for a taco.

[animorpherv1]

Taco? Fine. you get the taco shell, and the fillings are in an ant hill neraby. Did I mention they are fire ants?


I wish for a can of Raid.

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but you spray it and Indiana Jones comes out

I wish for a student I.D.

[hecter]

Granted, but it's clearly not yours.

I wish there were more breasts in the world

[strike wolf]

Granted but to make room for them all the breasts are no bigger than A cups.

I wish I was just as cool as Indiana Jones in the Raiders of the Lost Ark and would always remain that way.

[Eigidansei]

Yeah but you become so cool that some people hate you and they assasinate you.

I wish that my gf hadnt cheated on me

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but then you're stuck w/ having a girlfriend. (I know how guys think )

I wish that Clay Aiken would just admit what we ALL know....

[drake_259]

Granted, but then you're stuck w/ having a girlfriend. (I know how guys think )

I wish that Clay Aiken would just admit what we ALL know....

lol is this bedazzled

and wth is Clay Aiken

Granted but he only admitted it to himself

I Wish GB would win the most golds this Olympics

[animorpherv1]

IWish GB would win the most golds this Olympics

How am I supposed to make this horrible?

Oh, yeah......
Granted, but he wins so many gold medals someone assainates him.


I wish that the above wish wasn't so confusing.

[Draconian_Intel]

granted, but the wish is so awesome that it takes you twenty-seven days, 8 hours, 38 minutes, and 12 seconds to think of a way of corrupting it.

[Draconian_Intel]

I wish someone else would think of a wish for me.

[drake_259]

Wish Declined (lol couldn't resist)

[animorpherv1]

No wish above

I wish for the next poster

[jonesthecurl]

Granted. But it's that poster with the tennis player scratching her bare bot again.

I wish I could get my other computer working properly.

[l3eater]

Granted, but the startup menu is a 1800 apple

I wish for your grandma's, uncles, cousins, brother

[sheepofdumb]

Granted but you get your uncle.

I wish for funk.

[animorpherv1]

Granted, you get the song "play the funky music white boy" and you realize, you hate it.

I wish that Three Dyas Grace wasn't so depressing.

[apey]

Granted, you get the song "play the funky music white boy" and you realize, you hate it.

I wish that Three Dyas Grace wasn't so depressing.

granted but now they suck

I wish dariune would post next

[strike wolf]

granted sort of but it's actually a wolf in dariune clothing.

I wish that something interesting will happen.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. The end of the world happens.

I wish that it didn't happen.

[jonesthecurl]

granted but we're not gonna tell you about it.

I wish it would happen again.

[strike wolf]

Granted but someone unwishes it again.

I wish something even more interesting will happen.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. The end pof the world happens, twice.

I wish for a cow.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted, but there's just you and the cow because the world just ended. Twice.

I wish I had your cow.