10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex.

[safariguy5]

I can play back to back speed games without having to take a little blue pill.

Unless you're in your 20s.

[natty dread]

30-year olds need viagra?

[Army of GOD]

You can foe people once you're done with them and never have to listen to them again

[AndyDufresne]

You receive a lot of benefits for one yearly purchase.


--Andy

[safariguy5]

30-year olds need viagra?

Might not have the stamina to go back to back. Then again, I'm not 30 yet, so I wouldn't know.

[Victor Sullivan]

How CC is better: You can play with up to 8 people.

How CC is the same: 7 people leave, angry they lost.

[demonfork]

lol, playing CC is never a short, dissapointing experience.

You must have missed the Battle Royales...

Haha, yeah I know what you're saying Gary. That skuzzle wants the big one for sure. And it needs to hit hard & last long. Greasy.

Yea Gary....rekognize biznatch!

[Tupence]

After many conquests, you actually receive medals, rather than just feeling like you deserve them.

[AndyDufresne]

You can reliably blame your performance on a bad connection.


--Andy

[AAFitz]

30-year olds need viagra?

"need" is a relative term

[Valykrie]

You never run out of little soldiers.

[safariguy5]

Nobody cares how many partners you've played with.

[natty dread]

Nobody cares how many partners you've played with.

This is all backwards!

On CC a lot of people don't want to play with noobs, so they have private games and usergroups... but being a noob in the bedroom can be considered an asset in some circles...

[L M S]

Nobody cares how many partners you've played with.

This is all backwards!

On CC a lot of people don't want to play with noobs, so they have private games and usergroups... but being a noob in the bedroom can be considered an asset in some circles...

72 n00bs and rivers of honey?

[AndyDufresne]

The only protection you need is a password.


--Andy

[rdsrds2120]

The eight man escalatings leave more people moaning than not.

-rd

[Nola_Lifer]

You don't have to clean up after your done.

[L M S]

Your spouse's consumption of wedding cake does not affect your user experience.

[safariguy5]

Nobody cares how many partners you've played with.

This is all backwards!

On CC a lot of people don't want to play with noobs, so they have private games and usergroups... but being a noob in the bedroom can be considered an asset in some circles...

72 n00bs and rivers of honey?

You can only be a noob once in sex. Some people are noobs for years in CC.

[natty dread]

You can only be a noob once in sex. Some people are noobs for years in CC.

Again incorrect. You don't get experience enough to beat the conqueror after one game. Same is true in sex. It takes practice.

[AndyDufresne]

You can drink your hot coffee while doing it.


--Andy

[safariguy5]

You can only be a noob once in sex. Some people are noobs for years in CC.

Again incorrect. You don't get experience enough to beat the conqueror after one game. Same is true in sex. It takes practice.

Yeah, but you can only have 1 cherry to bust. That's what I meant.

[Army of GOD]

You can only be a noob once in sex. Some people are noobs for years in CC.

Again incorrect. You don't get experience enough to beat the conqueror after one game. Same is true in sex. It takes practice.

Yeah, but you can only have 1 cherry to bust. That's what I meant.

Not if you're a girl and get that hymen replacement surgery.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

You can drink your hot coffee while doing it.


--Andy

Lumbergh can drink coffee and sex it up at the same time.

-TG

[AndyDufresne]

If your partner is perched in the ugly tree, no one, including yourself, may ever know.


--Andy