Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Chariot of Fire

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:13 pm

For the 114th edition of the CC Newsletter, longtime TOFU leader [player]Chariot of Fire[/player] will be interviewed. Ask away!

smegal69 · Post by **smegal69** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:01 am

what is it like to be the Leader of the third best clan on CC ? i mean after The Pack and KORT? :lol:

what is your best memory of CC and the Worst? :-s

Once betiko left TOFU did the posting in the clan forum drop by 50%?

If i come to Hong Kong, can i crash at your pad and will you take me out for Dinner (Whole suckling roast pig sounds so good)

And i have been told that Josko is a better player than you, is that True? :roll:

iAmCaffeine · Post by **iAmCaffeine** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:10 am

What was your original username and why did you change it?

What made you start TOFU after being part of a successful LoW?

On a scale of 10 to yes how much do you admire me?

What are best and worst things about Hong Kong (one of each)?

Have you lived anywhere else? If so, where?

catnipdreams · Post by **catnipdreams** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:29 pm

If you and Josko were locked in a small room together, what would you do?

What is your favorite vegan recipe? (please include the actual recipe!)

If you could change any one thing about CC, what would it be?

What is your favorite scent?

If you had a chance to compete in the Olympics, in any sport, no matter what your skill in that sport currently is, what sport would you select, and why?

What is the strangest thing you ever did while drunk?

What is the strangest thing you ever did while sober?

How many languages do you speak fluently, and what are they?

What is the most unusual country you have visited, and why did you find it so unusual?

If you could spend the next 24 hours doing anything at all, no limits, no restraints, no preconditions, no repercussions, what would you do?

If space aliens landed in Hong Kong, what would you do?

Dako · Post by **Dako** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:32 am

If you were to lose 1 limb, which one you'd prefer to lsoe and why?

What is your greatest fear of happening to you personally?

Have you ever died in your sleep? If yes, how did you?

What was the longest time you were awake and why?

Who has the best boobs out there? Ass?

What's your favorite CC avatar and/or signature?

If you had 1 year of lifetime for free with no money/work limitations what would you do?

When will you come to Russia and crash at my crib?

When did you realize you wanted kids? Why? Were you ready?

What are the best $100 you ever spent? $1000?

Have you ever lost a fortune in casino/horses/etc? Win a fortune?

macbone · Post by **macbone** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:22 am

What are your top picks for romantic places to take a significant other in Hong Kong?

When's the last time you took the Star Ferry?

Who has the best pizza in town?

What keeps you playing at CC?

Which opponents give you the best game?

Where are some of your favorite places to go on a free afternoon? How about a Saturday night?

What's the craziest thing you've seen in HK?

Boxers or briefs?

Dualta · Post by **Dualta** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:26 am

Remember you told me that story about you being caught naked with a baboon, a bottle of Bacardi rum and three kilos of the finest Moroccan hashish? Remind me of the great story you told the judge that got you off the charges. I forget.

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:03 am

I see I'm going to need some more Bacardi and hashish just to answer these questions! Very good...keep 'em coming

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:56 pm

You were one of the leaders of the drive to rid us of GLG. What were some of the high points in that campaign, and what were some of the low points?

Denise · Post by **Denise** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:44 pm

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
What is the last move you watched and what is your favorite movie?
What is your favorite smell?
What is your most embarrassing experience?

Did you have a mentor of sorts who taught you stuff when you were new to the game?
Who in your opinion are the top 10 sequential team players?
What aspect of the game keeps you here?
Who do you think are the top 5 posters?

friendly1 · Post by **friendly1** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:45 pm

Is your enthusiasm for CC in a waxing or a waning phase?

How do you respond to teammates who miss turns or play bad strategy?

Do you feel you are a strong leader? Would you prefer to be in a leadership role or not in a leadership role?

How much time do you commit to CC on a daily basis?

What efforts do you make in strengthening, recruiting and ensuring longevity for your clan?

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:12 am

What's the funniest thing you ever read in the forum?

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:59 pm

What are your thoughts on THOTA, you guys had quite the rivalry, was it mostly friendly or did it get personal?

PaulatPeace · Post by **PaulatPeace** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:27 am

Sincere questions from someone who respects your gameplay...but dislikes you as a person:

Kindly offer your opinion on these quotations:

- "It is best to lead by example."

- "Choose being kind over being right."

- "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:29 am

Sincere questions from someone who respects your gameplay...but dislikes you as a person:

Gosh, what an extremely pleasant person you are for saying such things.

And you are here to set an example for your 9-year-old grandson, or so you say.

Thanks for reminding me

PaulatPeace · Post by **PaulatPeace** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:08 pm

Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Chariot of Fire

Sent: Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:32 am
From: Chariot of Fire
To: PaulatPeace
You sad man, truly. Find another axe to grind. You've never met me nor know anything about me.

I believe I know you quite well CoF! Too many personal experiences in fact.

Thank you for the courteous reply to my questions!

PaulatPeace · Post by **PaulatPeace** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:16 pm

Thank you for the courteous and direct answer to my questions, which I was encouraged to ask.

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:22 pm

PaulatPeace wrote:Thank you for the courteous and direct answer to my questions, which I was encouraged to ask.

I'm delighted that you're grateful for my courteous and direct answers to your questions, which I've really yet to answer.

Fruitcake.

hopalong · Post by **hopalong** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:50 pm

Under what circumstances would you leave your current clan? Where would you go next?
How come you dont type with an accent?
If you could be one of the two animals in yer avatar, which one wood you choose?
How come you havent hit platnumb for ratings - arent you into judging people?
What are your least favourite settings?

Doc_Brown · Post by **Doc_Brown** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:27 pm

What is your advice for preparations for the zombie apocalypse? Do you think your strategic development on this site has prepared you for the apocalypse?

Pirates vs. Ninjas: Who do you pick? If we throw in vampires and zombies, do that change your opinion?

hopalong · Post by **hopalong** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:06 pm

when you read 'Delhi', do you read it as 'Delhi' (the city) or 'Deli' (tasty meat counter food, served with a silent h) or 'Suzanne' (Madonna's first role, in Desperately Seeking Susan)?
What does L M S stand for? Did you lock him in your basement, promising to free him only once he has made enough moonshine to feed yer habit? Are you doing this because you are upset he left TOFU?

iAmCaffeine · Post by **iAmCaffeine** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:33 pm

How long have I been your role model for and why?

Do you wish hopalong was as good a poet as I?

Can you find a better gif than this?

TheForgivenOne · Post by **TheForgivenOne** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:39 pm

What did you do to Chariot of Water?

How many Multi's are you hiding from me?

How come you won't play games with me? :evil:

Is it that obvious i'd probably drag you down to a cadet?

BoganGod · Post by **BoganGod** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:08 pm

In no order of importance please answer these tame and pg rated questions.

- Why did you change your original user name(I liked it), and please share with the newer members of the community your original user handle.

- Are you happy that betiko left? I imagine TOFU is a lot blander without him.

- Do you recruit based solely on players willingness to be bland, worship you, not mention your twin brother, and say they prefer dogs to cats.

- Is it true that you and josko are twins, separated at birth. Raised apart and doomed to destroy the world if ever reconciled.

- Comment on whether you named TOFU after the horribly lame movie or the mind numbingly bland food substance.

- After exposure to both, which do you prefer american or english spelling of the english language.

- If you had to spend an entire day reading posts by one of the following HardAttack, eddie2, iamcaffiene, or betiko. Who would you select and why.

- Have you ever been in love with another man? <de caf kid doesn't count as a man>

- Which do you find more attractive sheep, goats, camels, or lamas

- Which past communist dictator or warlord which you most like to emulate

- Would you rather eat braised dog or stir fried cat

- bulldogs or mastiffs

- lack or wham

- do you miss blitz

- do you play ping pong

- Harness racing or greyhounds

- mah jong or back gammon

- creole or tex mex tkway food

- If you had the power to ban one member on CC who would it be, and why. If the member is josko, pick a second person as well please.

- opium or hash

Thank you in advance for your forthright and complete answers. Cheers mate

iAmCaffeine · Post by **iAmCaffeine** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:42 am

What do you think of BG's inability to use question marks.,!'-/;())£&@"