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How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:31 pm

This is anonymous so please answer genuinely, even if you are allowed to post all the crap you want in the thread.
This doesn't include: simple handjobs, blowjobs, "i was too drunk to get it up", "i was too drunk and i m not sure if we did it", "we made out and kind of dated for a few days, didn t have time to convince her to f*ck her before i got ditched but i will still count her in"
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Jmac1026 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:33 pm

Uno.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:35 pm

Jmac1026 wrote:Uno.


Uno o una? You ended up marrying?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Jmac1026 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:36 pm

betiko wrote:
Jmac1026 wrote:Uno.


Uno o una? You ended up marrying?

In the process of getting there, currently.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:44 pm

Jmac1026 wrote:
betiko wrote:
Jmac1026 wrote:Uno.


Uno o una? You ended up marrying?

In the process of getting there, currently.


Do you consider yourself in the norm compared to your aquaintances, or is it unusual?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:45 pm

How many? All of them.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:46 pm

Do they have to be wiling?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:47 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Do they have to be wiling?


-2 to your score for every rape
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby DiM on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:50 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Do they have to be wiling?


or alive?

or human? 8-[
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:52 pm

DiM wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Do they have to be wiling?


or alive?

or human? 8-[

Robot vacuums are specifically excluded.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby DiM on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:00 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
DiM wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Do they have to be wiling?


or alive?

or human? 8-[

Robot vacuums are specifically excluded.



i was thinking more on the lines of sheep, or fresh roadkill, but i like your idea. =D>
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby jltile1 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:07 pm

Lost count years ago. Who actually is counting ?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:09 pm

betiko wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Do they have to be wiling?


-2 to your score for every rape


I guess I'm a virtual virgin then
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:21 pm

jltile1 wrote:Lost count years ago. Who actually is counting ?


I don t know the exact number, but anyone would know if they are 30ish or 100+ without counting.
When you go to the grocery store, you pick products and when you reach the register, I m sure you re able to tell me how much you'll pay based on this very same scale and without ever looking at any pricetag of the items picked.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Jmac1026 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:45 pm

betiko wrote:
jltile1 wrote:Lost count years ago. Who actually is counting ?


I don t know the exact number, but anyone would know if they are 30ish or 100+ without counting.
When you go to the grocery store, you pick products and when you reach the register, I m sure you re able to tell me how much you'll pay based on this very same scale and without ever looking at any pricetag of the items picked.

I work at a grocery store. You'd be surprised (or maybe not) at how many people are absolutely shocked by their total. "Let me put some back" generally ensues.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby fadedpsychosis on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:46 pm

only 1 and we ended up getting married...
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:09 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Do they have to be wiling?


I had to post from AoG's account because I had retired from the forum, but now notyou2 tells me it was an april fools joke.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:28 pm

Jmac1026 wrote:
betiko wrote:
jltile1 wrote:Lost count years ago. Who actually is counting ?


I don t know the exact number, but anyone would know if they are 30ish or 100+ without counting.
When you go to the grocery store, you pick products and when you reach the register, I m sure you re able to tell me how much you'll pay based on this very same scale and without ever looking at any pricetag of the items picked.

I work at a grocery store. You'd be surprised (or maybe not) at how many people are absolutely shocked by their total. "Let me put some back" generally ensues.


I m surprised to see how I always know with 10% margin +/- max and without ever looking at the price. In the scale from the OP, would you say that your customers could think of one of these ranges and actually be in another? I mean come on, you ve got to be a bit thick if you take 50$ worth of groceries thinking it will cost you 25$...
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:02 pm

Does it count if they're your slave?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:24 pm

mrswdk wrote:Does it count if they're your slave?


I don't think I count for you...
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:29 pm

For those of you who put down 50+: how?!
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:40 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Does it count if they're your slave?


I don't think I count for you...


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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:03 pm

Does Juana "La Rasposa" count? If she does, 1.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:06 pm

I'm assuming prostitutes count?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:43 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:For those of you who put down 50+: how?!

If you actually practise aggressive promiscuity as a lifestyle, it's not that difficult. If, for instance, you are an active swinger and go to a swingers' club once a week, have sex with four partners of whom an average of one will be new and unique, that's fifty a year. If you've been doing it for fifty years, that's 2500 unique scores.

And in case you're wondering, no, I am not in that category, but I do know some people who are, and one guy I know who actively pursues such a lifestyle has a very credible claim to 3000 scores. Mind you, it takes really obsessive devotion to the cause to reach those kinds of numbers. They're not for any normal, sane person. But even the average person will probably rack up 100 partners in their life, I suspect.
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