notyou2 wrote:Lance Thrust wrote:
I would think those would get in the way of typing on the keyboard if her laptop were in her lap.
I imagine she types with them, and that important business emails to her boss are like this:
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ONKIRMJGKinpoiknmjo;pNMIKN
QWADFRFasADW
OPML,Kionmiokunp WFRRDEQ
nioonjknINKLM
qwadwffasxvsvs
That's left boob, right boob, left, right, left, right, left.
Also attached to the email is a picture of her boobs.
Her chauvinistic male employer gave her a pay rise and invited her back to his place for a "game of Monopoly"
Little did she know!
he's actually a Monopoly world champion and has a tiny penis
she quit the job two days later with a lucrative pension plan and never worked (or played Monopoly) again