How many penises do you have?

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:32 am

Answer. Politely.

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:06 am

I've had about 20 over the years.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:23 am

I come here to see the voting and I see one vote for "One (attached to you)" and I'm confused. Voter, do you mean attached to me or attached to you?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:33 am

I currently possess one, and I am quite attached to it.

Bollocks.

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:54 am

To the nearest dozen? None.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:30 am

Half.

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:16 am

One for each orifice.

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:47 am

QUESTION

If, say, my (definitely totally hypothetical) conjoined twin and I are joined by the penis, does that count as half a penis each? If so, can we round up to one each? I ask because, uh, a friend wants to know. Well, my twin actually.

Unable to pass water in the normal way, we simply share urine and other body fluids in a sort of equilibrium between the two bladders, transferring it to the other as and when the need arises.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:18 pm

Is this a Saxi trap thread?

danfrank666 · Post by **danfrank666** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:15 pm

i have three , one attached one in my mouth and of course one in my ass ,, no homophobia here

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