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Do you hate the metric system because it's French? Or just because you're Eastern European scum?betiko wrote:next step will be to convert the world to feet, toes, pounds, ounces, and all those reasonable stuff the rest of the world is too dumb not to use!

I d just like to introduce the toe nail as the sub-measure of the inch.notyou2 wrote:Do you hate the metric system because it's French? Or just because you're Eastern European scum?betiko wrote:next step will be to convert the world to feet, toes, pounds, ounces, and all those reasonable stuff the rest of the world is too dumb not to use!

As long as you pronounce it correctly, everything will be fine.notyou2 wrote:We all know how the US is the default ruler of the world.

Please don't sock her ... that's sexist.Army of GOD wrote:it's already called soccer

Fun fact I heard on the radio last year - no one knows how long a yard is because the master yard-stick for the world was destroyed in a fire in London in 1834. The yard was reinvented from scratch in 1840 but this time three master yards were made so that they wouldn't be lost. Two were kept in London and the third was sent to the U.S. Bureau of Weights and Measures in 1855 as a back-up and is stored in a vault in Bethesda, Maryland.betiko wrote:next step will be to convert the world to feet, toes, pounds, ounces, and all those reasonable stuff the rest of the world is too dumb not to use!
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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And by 2022, a mere 1 year after americans took control, we'll hear Morgan Freeman introduce a documentary about the 'good ol' footballing days'.notyou2 wrote:My guess is 2021. By then the courts will have sentenced the disgraced FIFA rulers and the US will have seized control.
Yeah, but by then China will have dwarfed the US so no one will care what America says any more.notyou2 wrote:My guess is 2021. By then the courts will have sentenced the disgraced FIFA rulers and the US will have seized control.
macbone wrote:Hey, the Aussies call it soccer, too. =)

America, crikey yeah!notyou2 wrote:macbone wrote:Hey, the Aussies call it soccer, too. =)
You mean minnie USA. During WWII while the Aussie men were away at war, the American GI's stationed in Oz bred with the local women and the current ruling Auusies are US descendants. They speak "merican".
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/why-a ... cer-2014-6While calling the world’s most popular sport “soccer” is typically depicted as a symbol of ignorance, the reason Americans and Australians don’t call it “football” like the rest of the world is actually Britain’s fault.
The word “soccer” is a British invention that British people only stopped using about 30 years ago, according to a new paper by University of Michigan professor Stefan Szymanski.
The word “soccer” comes from the use of the term “association football” in Britain, and it goes back 200 years.
Never going to happen. The most important continents for the sport are latin america and europe, and in both places the sport is called 'football'(well the native variation of anyway). The US following should follow the lead of the majority.macbone wrote:The real question is when the world will change back to calling it soccer. =)
Dude, we still use the imperial system, drive on the right side of the road (literally), and have a populace better armed than many countries. You really think we'll change the name of the 5th most popular sport (in the US) to the same as the most popular sport (in the US)?waauw wrote:Never going to happen. The most important continents for the sport are latin america and europe, and in both places the sport is called 'football'(well the native variation of anyway). The US following should follow the lead of the majority.macbone wrote:The real question is when the world will change back to calling it soccer. =)
Don't really care, it's not like americans take the sport serious anyway.muy_thaiguy wrote:Dude, we still use the imperial system, drive on the right side of the road (literally), and have a populace better armed than many countries. You really think we'll change the name of the 5th most popular sport (in the US) to the same as the most popular sport (in the US)?waauw wrote:Never going to happen. The most important continents for the sport are latin america and europe, and in both places the sport is called 'football'(well the native variation of anyway). The US following should follow the lead of the majority.macbone wrote:The real question is when the world will change back to calling it soccer. =)
Did not know that. But I guess it makes sense. The great thing about european football is that it's more accessible. Players of almost any body-type can play it, whether short or tall, when slim or muscular(just not fat).rockfist wrote:The American version of football has a serious disease it could die from (concussions). Many parents don't allow their young children to play it.

Not sure about the Netherlands, but there have been American Football players to come here from Europe (also the various Polynesian islands throughout the Pacific Ocean contribute their fair share of players too). Hell, this last NFL draft, the University of Wyoming had a player from Germany get drafted. And as I understand it, there is at least a German league of sorts. Canada too contributes to American Football, and they even have their own version of pro-football too (a few slight differences, the biggest of which is they have 12 players on the field instead of 11).JBlombier wrote:The world already calls it football. That study where the British might have introduced the word soccer surprised me, but they righted their wrong a while ago, so I'm including the English when I say:
Every football-loving country in the world calls the sport football. Meaning, in their language they use the word "foot" and "ball" and combine it. This seems like the logical name to call it, because the sport is played with a ball and is directed mainly at the feet. For instance, in Dutch we call it "voetbal". You can guess what it means literally.
I understand why this thread is made, so I won't surpass it. The Americans (and apparently the Aussies too, I didn't know that) call it soccer.
These countries calling it soccer is the same as Europeans calling American Football "handegg". It's not the point that it makes more sense if you analyze the essence of the sport (throwing an egg-shaped rubber thing with your hands). The point is that we call it handegg, because we think American Football is a weird sport. Also, we are no good at it at all, which is an important factor.
When the USA (and Australia, I guess) become better at football and they come close to having a shot at a title worth mentioning, perhaps they will start calling the sport what it really is: football.
Until then, I can only be glad that at least the American women are relatively good. Too bad football-minded tv programmes focus mainly on men, so this is unnoticed by many. I'm sure those women call their sport football.