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GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:Saxitoxin,

Why don't YOU develop a thicker skin, you little cry-baby! It's posters and players like yourself, who need a boot up their heinie.

Please, put me on your "foe list," as I would more likely do a suicidal attack against your sniffling little butt, then to have you win


General - I just friended you. I'd give you a great big hug right now if I could. I love you.
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General - I just friended you. I'd give you a great big hug right now if I could. I love you.


Actually, I have a policy of always friending anyone who announces they're foeing me.

I really feel that a foe is just a friend you don't know well enough.

Sometimes I work with patients on an involuntary basis (that is, the patients don't want to see me, not visa versa - lol). When I see one of these folks I just tell them that I want to put some rainbow sprinkles on their cupcake and then give them a great big bear hug. Sometimes I need to ask a nurse to give them a shot (or a "prickly pete" as I prefer to call them ["shot" is a negative word]) of delvinal-sodium before they'll let me give them a big ol' bear hug, but they always appreciate it in the end and it tears down walls.

I think the lesson is, we need to seek out opportunities to give each other bear hugs via the chat during games that get heated. Just a nice comment or a "good move" can work wonders.

As for the general. General - I'd like to put some rainbow sprinkles on your cupcake. Will you let me sprinkle on your cupcake?
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saxitoxin wrote:I think the lesson is, we need to seek out opportunities to give each other bear hugs via the chat during games that get heated. Just a nice comment or a "good move" can work wonders.

As for the general. General - I'd like to put some rainbow sprinkles on your cupcake. Will you let me sprinkle on your cupcake?


I'm pretty sure you've missed the real lesson in the story you just told.

Nice comments and hugs clearly are not going to solve our problems without a solid dosage of delvinal-sodium.

Therefore, you should consider heading over to S&B, properly fill out the form, and request that said sedative be dispensed in regular dosage through the purchasing of the new "Conquerclub Enhanced Premium" service (the one where faceless, spineless mods take their ounce of power to fulfill personal vendettas, and where your average player cannot lose a roll without going off in a tangent on their opponent).

Let their legal (hahahahaha) staff work out the rest (cost, liability, etc...).
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hatchman wrote:LOL Stoneham... Why don't you develop an obsession with sex?


OKAY...the General has ordered me to respond to y'all as he has been put on a 30 day ban by his mod fan club. Hatchman...he has a very healthy obsession with sex...hell it's the only thing that keeps him from harassing the mods 24/7....
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saxitoxin wrote:
General - I just friended you. I'd give you a great big hug right now if I could. I love you.


Actually, I have a policy of always friending anyone who announces they're foeing me.

I really feel that a foe is just a friend you don't know well enough.

Sometimes I work with patients on an involuntary basis (that is, the patients don't want to see me, not visa versa - lol). When I see one of these folks I just tell them that I want to put some rainbow sprinkles on their cupcake and then give them a great big bear hug. Sometimes I need to ask a nurse to give them a shot (or a "prickly pete" as I prefer to call them ["shot" is a negative word]) of delvinal-sodium before they'll let me give them a big ol' bear hug, but they always appreciate it in the end and it tears down walls.

I think the lesson is, we need to seek out opportunities to give each other bear hugs via the chat during games that get heated. Just a nice comment or a "good move" can work wonders.

As for the general. General - I'd like to put some rainbow sprinkles on your cupcake. Will you let me sprinkle on your cupcake?




OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY as for you Saxitoxin....although the General is very flattered by your obvious crush on him...he said to tell you that if you even try to sprinkle his cupcake he is going to ... and i quote "i will frost his azz with with sugar coated semen flakes".....typing that even made me gag a bit....sigh...MEN!
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MegasWoman wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
General - I just friended you. I'd give you a great big hug right now if I could. I love you.


Actually, I have a policy of always friending anyone who announces they're foeing me.

I really feel that a foe is just a friend you don't know well enough.

Sometimes I work with patients on an involuntary basis (that is, the patients don't want to see me, not visa versa - lol). When I see one of these folks I just tell them that I want to put some rainbow sprinkles on their cupcake and then give them a great big bear hug. Sometimes I need to ask a nurse to give them a shot (or a "prickly pete" as I prefer to call them ["shot" is a negative word]) of delvinal-sodium before they'll let me give them a big ol' bear hug, but they always appreciate it in the end and it tears down walls.

I think the lesson is, we need to seek out opportunities to give each other bear hugs via the chat during games that get heated. Just a nice comment or a "good move" can work wonders.

As for the general. General - I'd like to put some rainbow sprinkles on your cupcake. Will you let me sprinkle on your cupcake?




OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY as for you Saxitoxin....although the General is very flattered by your obvious crush on him...he said to tell you that if you even try to sprinkle his cupcake he is going to ... and i quote "i will frost his azz with with sugar coated semen flakes".....typing that even made me gag a bit....sigh...MEN!


The General sounds like one of my patients who need a little prickly pete of delvinal before they get what they want - a big ol' fashioned bear hug! It would be even better if we all group-hugged the general. Who else wants to run a group thing on the general?
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I love how this thread brings out the anger in people.
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notyou2 wrote:I love how this thread brings out the anger in people.

seriously? a 6 year bump? *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*...-Jésus noir
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With a 4.2 rating overall OP is/has been playing a lot of these complete assholes.
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at least it has some relevance...
ftr, i love it when i see people "respond" to their bad ratings... :lol:
oh, and stfu, owen.
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owenshooter wrote:seriously? a 6 year bump? *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*...-Jésus noir




I almost sharted when I read this.
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mr. toxins' play can be "erratic" at times, hence the 4.2.
plus, telling everyone to "SUCK IT" won't garner you many 5.0's... 8-)
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owenshooter wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I love how this thread brings out the anger in people.

seriously? a 6 year bump? *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*...-Jésus noir


I missed this thread when it was posted as I rarely venture into the CC Discussion thread. I felt the urge to post. Sorry I ruined your month. Please foe me so you no longer have to see my irrelevant shit.
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Ronaldinho wrote:
owenshooter wrote:seriously? a 6 year bump? *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*...-Jésus noir




I almost sharted when I read this.


Yes so true, everyone sharts when we see eyes rolling in a skull with the name jesus in between :P
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riskllama wrote:oh, and i have a small penis.


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owenshooter wrote:
riskllama wrote:oh, and i have a small penis.


QFT... the black jesus agrees...-Jésus noir


Owen, please do not report something as a "flame" if you are going to do it right back.
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reported?
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riskllama wrote:reported?

reported?!-Jn
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Uh, oh. It seems someone's got anger management issues.
I'm not really in the mood, but I think saxi is more than willing to help the angry people in this forum. Especially with all the flaming in this thread! Come on, guys. Someone's feelings are at stake here. Go hurt your pillow and we'll have a merry lil forum.

I'm down for that group hug now. Anyone?
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you said it was a good size, owen...
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riskllama wrote:you said it was a good size, owen...

no, no, no... your TESTICLES...-Jésus noir

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JamesKer1 wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
riskllama wrote:oh, and i have a small penis.


QFT... the black jesus agrees...-Jésus noir


Owen, please do not report something as a "flame" if you are going to do it right back.


LOL
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JBlombier wrote:Uh, oh. It seems someone's got anger management issues.
I'm not really in the mood, but I think saxi is more than willing to help the angry people in this forum. Especially with all the flaming in this thread! Come on, guys. Someone's feelings are at stake here. Go hurt your pillow and we'll have a merry lil forum.

I'm down for that group hug now. Anyone?


Perhaps this could be settled in Saxi's alternate dispute resolution thread.

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=111267&hilit=dispute+resolution
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Ronaldinho wrote:
owenshooter wrote:seriously? a 6 year bump? *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*...-Jésus noir




I almost sharted when I read this.


weird, im about to shart too
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