Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

[notyou2]

Funky T too. I wonder if they made a date and Funky T was arrested for sodomy?

[Bernie Sanders]

Funky T too. I wonder if they made a date and Funky T was arrested for sodomy?

You can be arrested for sodomy? Are you posting from a prison computer in Canada?

[Dukasaur]

Funky T too. I wonder if they made a date and Funky T was arrested for sodomy?

You can be arrested for sodomy? Are you posting from a prison computer in Canada?

Not in Canada.

But still in a decent-sized chunk of the world:

[Bernie Sanders]

Funky T too. I wonder if they made a date and Funky T was arrested for sodomy?

You can be arrested for sodomy? Are you posting from a prison computer in Canada?

Not in Canada.

But still in a decent-sized chunk of the world:

Why is sodomy illegal, where it's most popular?

[BoganGod]

It is no fun, no fun at all if you don't feel all dirty and shit(literally) because you are doing some hella naughty illegal boning.

[Bernie Sanders]

It is no fun, no fun at all if you don't feel all dirty and shit(literally) because you are doing some hella naughty illegal boning.

+ number 2

[mookiemcgee]

If you are worried about embarrassment because you just aren't sure yet if he is gay/bi, you could always get a friend to try to ask him privately 'if he would ever date a guy' or something along those lines just to see if the door is open a crack. It might single to him someone is interested in him also so he wouldn't be as suprised if you did ask him out for coffee/ice-cream/sex. Also... first date here, stick with oral so you can gauge if everything is going to fit.

[betiko]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

[Bernie Sanders]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?

... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?

[waauw]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?

... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?

Doing hairy women doesn't count as beastiality.

[betiko]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?

... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?

you really need a go at everybody in the forum huh, you sorry old man?
Had to look up for your barbaric word since zoophilia might sound too classy for you.
but to answer your question, not that I know of! feel free to dig the subject and come back with a nice chart, chop chop!

[Bernie Sanders]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?

... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?

Doing hairy women doesn't count as beastiality.

Ooops, my mistake. Met some French hookers in Amsterdam and I thought I thought I discovered the missing link between Ape and human. Amsterdam must clean up their Red Light District of hairy women. It has to scare the tourist away.

[Bernie Sanders]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?

... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?

you really need a go at everybody in the forum huh, you sorry old man?
Had to look up for your barbaric word since zoophilia might sound too classy for you.
but to answer your question, not that I know of! feel free to dig the subject and come back with a nice chart, chop chop!

Relax Betiko, you may get a stroke and...how could you care for your pets?

[Dukasaur]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?

... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?

Doing hairy women doesn't count as beastiality.

Ooops, my mistake. Met some French hookers in Amsterdam and I thought I thought I discovered the missing link between Ape and human. Amsterdam must clean up their Red Light District of hairy women. It has to scare the tourist away.

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You must have been on the wrong side of Amsterdam. The only hookers I had in Amsterdam were as hairless as your American hos.

[Bernie Sanders]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?

... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?

Doing hairy women doesn't count as beastiality.

Ooops, my mistake. Met some French hookers in Amsterdam and I thought I thought I discovered the missing link between Ape and human. Amsterdam must clean up their Red Light District of hairy women. It has to scare the tourist away.

.
You must have been on the wrong side of Amsterdam. The only hookers I had in Amsterdam were as hairless as your American hos.

I was at Canal Straat. The French hookers illegally walk the streets there and undermine the legit taxpayer hookers in the windows.

[Bernie Sanders]

hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.

Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?

... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?

Doing hairy women doesn't count as beastiality.

Ooops, my mistake. Met some French hookers in Amsterdam and I thought I thought I discovered the missing link between Ape and human. Amsterdam must clean up their Red Light District of hairy women. It has to scare the tourist away.

.
You must have been on the wrong side of Amsterdam. The only hookers I had in Amsterdam were as hairless as your American hos.

I was at Canal Straat. The French hookers illegally walk the streets there and undermine the legit taxpayer hookers in the windows.

[BoganGod]

OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG

[Bernie Sanders]

OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG

How can the local hard working women of Amsterdam compete against these cheap foreign disease carrying French whores.

It might be a good reason for the Dutch to leave the EU. Restore border control and stop these vermin from entering.

....and they were worried about the Muslims, ha!

[mookiemcgee]

Haha, sleeping with escorts in Amsterdam... Hello, yes hi it's the 1990's calling. We'd like our American tourists back.

It's called Eastern Europe folks, while still legal in Amsterdam the shit is overpriced and the service is poor (especially the street girls). Go visit Prague already before Czechland becomes just like amsterdam is now.

[betiko]

OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG

How can the local hard working women of Amsterdam compete against these cheap foreign disease carrying French whores.

It might be a good reason for the Dutch to leave the EU. Restore border control and stop these vermin from entering.

....and they were worried about the Muslims, ha!

sorry old man, never went to visit hookers nor ever had to pay to get laid.... Even less ugly and hairy ones. That's the good thing about being young and handsome.
I feel sorry for you... You had to go to amsterdam to see women in a window who would accept your limp bizkit (only wrapped up in latex) against a few euros you got at an undecent exchange rate, and that was probably one of your life highs...
Don't be so condescendant towards hairy women, all they need is to shave; while nothing can be done about your old ugly face.... and your death that is getting closer. What do you have left, 15 years tops?

[Bernie Sanders]

OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG

How can the local hard working women of Amsterdam compete against these cheap foreign disease carrying French whores.

It might be a good reason for the Dutch to leave the EU. Restore border control and stop these vermin from entering.

....and they were worried about the Muslims, ha!

sorry old man, never went to visit hookers nor ever had to pay to get laid.... Even less ugly and hairy ones. That's the good thing about being young and handsome.
I feel sorry for you... You had to go to amsterdam to see women in a window who would accept your limp bizkit (only wrapped up in latex) against a few euros you got at an undecent exchange rate, and that was probably one of your life highs...
Don't be so condescendant towards hairy women, all they need is to shave; while nothing can be done about your old ugly face.... and your death that is getting closer. What do you have left, 15 years tops?

Calm down young man. Sounds like masterbation ain't working for you kiddo.

Ask Dad for some cash and have your nerd friends push you to have your cherry popped. Really Betiko, what are you waiting for .......love? You may have to wait a long time, since girls aren't attracted to boring and nerd types like you. C'MON BETIKO! Time to get laid by a hooker! I know, I know, it's not how you envision your first time, but you got get past your obvious fear of some girl laughing at your fear of her vagina and lack of experience.

For some of us, having sex came easy and without the stigma of being scared or repulsed by vaginas.

So betiko, dive into that vagina and enjoy the smell, taste and juice.

Good luck and please get back to us about your first adventure into the vagina.

[Bernie Sanders]

Haha, sleeping with escorts in Amsterdam... Hello, yes hi it's the 1990's calling. We'd like our American tourists back.

It's called Eastern Europe folks, while still legal in Amsterdam the shit is overpriced and the service is poor (especially the street girls). Go visit Prague already before Czechland becomes just like amsterdam is now.

Heck, you want cheap pussy? Go to any third world country and get some @ss for the price of a bowl of rice and you'd probably get first rate service. You'll probably get a side order of some sexually transmitted disease for FREE!

[betiko]

OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG

How can the local hard working women of Amsterdam compete against these cheap foreign disease carrying French whores.

It might be a good reason for the Dutch to leave the EU. Restore border control and stop these vermin from entering.

....and they were worried about the Muslims, ha!

sorry old man, never went to visit hookers nor ever had to pay to get laid.... Even less ugly and hairy ones. That's the good thing about being young and handsome.
I feel sorry for you... You had to go to amsterdam to see women in a window who would accept your limp bizkit (only wrapped up in latex) against a few euros you got at an undecent exchange rate, and that was probably one of your life highs...
Don't be so condescendant towards hairy women, all they need is to shave; while nothing can be done about your old ugly face.... and your death that is getting closer. What do you have left, 15 years tops?

Calm down young man. Sounds like masterbation ain't working for you kiddo.

Ask Dad for some cash and have your nerd friends push you to have your cherry popped. Really Betiko, what are you waiting for .......love? You may have to wait a long time, since girls aren't attracted to boring and nerd types like you. C'MON BETIKO! Time to get laid by a hooker! I know, I know, it's not how you envision your first time, but you got get past your obvious fear of some girl laughing at your fear of her vagina and lack of experience.

For some of us, having sex came easy and without the stigma of being scared or repulsed by vaginas.

So betiko, dive into that vagina and enjoy the smell, taste and juice.

Good luck and please get back to us about your first adventure into the vagina.

sorry to disapoint you grandpa, I have a hot girlfriend and my own kids. better luck next time!

PS: You should start buying a notebook to remember things, since you're clearly going senile and all. Young Bernie would have known that it's called masturbation; not masterbation.

have a nice day, don't play bingo too hard!

[2dimes]

Tell us more about your STDs. Feel the Bern?

[Bernie Sanders]

Oh Betiko, you so funny!

You boast how young and handsome you are and that you have not only a girlfriend, but a hot girlfriend and kids to boot!

Betiko, only the Mother knows who the real Father is and of course in the internet, you can create a new image of yourself. Sure, you are young and handsome. Sure you have a hot girlfriend. Sure you have kids all over the place.

Yet, you correct me on how to spell MASTURBATION! Ha-ha-ha! I'm sure you have a 3rd degree black belt in masterbation or is it masturbation? Do they call you by your knickname, "Fist of Fury"?

Betiko, do you keep a box of tissues when you go on your computer?

Well got to go and change my "depends", as laughing so hard to your posts make my bladder explode! See ya later, kiddo. Thanks for the laughs, you make this old man giggle, like a school girl sprouting tits.