I remember one time Pete was feeling really down 'cause his wife left him. The King really hated seeing his good buddy Pete feeling like that, and how badly it was affecting his game. Being the generous soul King is, he promptly took Pete on a wild night out. After copious amounts of drinking - all paid for by the royal King - and a Burger King on the way home, our friend Pete had thoroughly enjoyed his time. However, knowing better, the King realised Pete would wake up alone and return to his misery, with a whopping hangover to boot. To avoid this situation, the King called several of his female accomplices to keep Pete company during the night and the following day. It was only a few weeks later that Pete realised he now had herpes; presumably the King had previously played tootsie with these women before. Pete felt incredibly blessed to be within such company and from there on, things could only get better.
Before I had herpes in my life, I was this handsome young guy that frequented gentlemen clubs on a regular basis.
After a stripper used my face as a wash cloth for her gooch, however, my life was forever changed.
Herpie lip began to break out all over. Eating began to be painful, my sack felt like it received a couple thousand kicks for awhile, and it somehow made me a virgin again.
Now, I've been trying to drink bleach to get rid of the herp living a long and wonderful life with the herp. Truly does he keep every woman the undesirables away from me. Who needs to f*ck - bang - get bangednot look like I've been eating out of a toilet bowl live a normal life anyways? I'm happy. Truly.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
He offered all type of medical drugs for illnesses I will have when I will get old. I now have to stock it all in a fridge and I m not sure it will all be valid in 25 years..
betiko wrote:He offered all type of medical drugs for illnesses I will have when I will get old. I now have to stock it all in a fridge and I m not sure it will all be valid in 25 years..
Keeps the CDC & WHO in business, increases viral load of all his PL paramour-prostitutes, the whole lot will wind up like Rock Hudosn or Al Capone any time now. Plus profitable sidelines in game farming and undercooked e-coli burgers.
Thorthoth wrote:Keeps the CDC & WHO in business, increases viral load of all his PL paramour-prostitutes, the whole lot will wind up like Rock Hudosn or Al Capone any time now. Plus profitable sidelines in game farming and undercooked e-coli burgers.
Thorthoth wrote:Keeps the CDC & WHO in business, increases viral load of all his PL paramour-prostitutes, the whole lot will wind up like Rock Hudosn or Al Capone any time now. Plus profitable sidelines in game farming and undercooked e-coli burgers.
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Before I had herpes in my life, I was this handsome young guy that frequented gentlemen clubs on a regular basis.
After a stripper used my face as a wash cloth for her gooch, however, my life was forever changed.
Herpie lip began to break out all over. Eating began to be painful, my sack felt like it received a couple thousand kicks for awhile, and it somehow made me a virgin again.
Now, I've been trying to drink bleach to get rid of the herp living a long and wonderful life with the herp. Truly does he keep every woman the undesirables away from me. Who needs to f*ck - bang - get bangednot look like I've been eating out of a toilet bowl live a normal life anyways? I'm happy. Truly.
