The best suicide ever

[oss spy]

Game 10184437

Look at what Cyan told me shortly before he kicked the bucket.

[owenshooter]

zzzzzzzz... your link doesn't work, and i don't care to trudge up a horrible game to read what is surely something either very unclever or something we have all seen before... thank you for your VERY original post here in the GD... feel free to move along and please come back when you have equally compelling material...-el Jesus negro

[barackattack]

Jesus wasn't black.

[oss spy]

Whoops, my mistake. Fixed it...and owens, could you be a tad less offensive? Thanks

[QoH]

Whoops, my mistake. Fixed it...and owens, could you be a tad less offensive? Thanks

Still messed it up Try using this

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[Game]10184437[/Game]

And don't pay any attention to Owen... he's always like that

[oss spy]

Ah, thanks a million for that I didn't notice the button until just now.

[notyou2]

[quote="barackattack"]Jesus wasn't black.[/quote

Everyone knows he is caucasian, perhaps French or even Scottish. Just look at all the photos of him.

[barackattack]

Jesus was French? Explains a lot.

[jgordon1111]

does anyone have a current photo? Need to check my references to place of birth etc,. Thank you

[lynch5762]

Man I sure can see now why the mods must get frustrated...

First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread and then the next 6 posts are off topic.

Cheese and crackers guys! how about a little explanation and then the thread is closed... This is not that difficult trust me!

[oss spy]

Being an ass=/=winning something


I'm sure I could break him in a well reasoned debate.

[thegreekdog]

First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread

And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."

[AAFitz]

First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread

And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."

Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.

[wildwilliam]

Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game!

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!

[Geger]

Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game!

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!

that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points

[wildwilliam]

Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game!

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!

that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points

if we all did this, we could in theory remove a majority of the points from the "closed pool system"

[thegreekdog]

First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread

And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."

Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.

Damn you Fitz! The "t" and "f" keys are near each other! And the word "and" is acceptable for use in the beginning of a sentence. Plus you forgot the apostrophe in "wont" above.

I was simply pointing out that some people who complain about the quality of the forums and hearken to past glories are also the same players who jump up and down with glee on any posts that don't fit their particular definition of what should be posted in the forums, thus killing a potential positive addition to the forums.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread

And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."

Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.

Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

its

lol.

-TG

[AndyDufresne]

Thair iz joost no whining wen yuve got 2 type.


--Andy

[chaosfactor]

Breathalyzer for that man! I, Oppps.... Missed the step!!

(Nudges internet... Think we have a classic all-time quote here!)

[chaosfactor]

Lol Happy new year Andy!

[oss spy]

Derailing is always fun

[laughingcavalier]

Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game!

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!

that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points

It's so cool there is a club you can join -
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=444&t=136872
I still haven't qualified

[barackattack]

Weird. I always thought THIS was the best suicide. No?

[natty dread]

if we all did this, we could in theory remove a majority of the points from the "closed pool system"

There's no closed system... new points are constantly coming in when new accounts are created.