Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BigBallinStalin

[safariguy5]

For the 65th edition of the CC Newsletter, [player]BigBallinStalin[/player] will be interviewed. Ask away!

[ben.cleuch]

Games or forums?

[john9blue]

why won't you accept my facebook friend request??

[Baron Von PWN]

Why did you choose the name Big Ballin Stalin? Is it an affinity for moustachioed dictators?

Oh and considering your anarcho capitalist ways, how do you feel about the olympics?

[Lootifer]

Deregulated marketing?

[Crazyirishman]

Does C+I+G+X give you a hard-on? If not, what economical phenomenon really gets the blood pumpin in the downstairs area?

[Nola_Lifer]

Where is your favorite place to log on to CC?

[jefjef]

Who is your favorite Iowan?

What is your favorite thread?

What is your most memorable game?

Why do I not have you foed?

Who do you enjoy trolling the most? Why?

[thegreekdog]

What does BBS stand for?

Why are you so knowledgeable about economics?

[AndyDufresne]

How did you settle on your username?

Did you ever consider alternatives like ColossalCoconutKruschev?


--Andy

[nagerous]

Do you work out?

[Neoteny]

Dostoevsky or Tolstoy?

[Herbas]

Are dices random?

[TheMissionary]

What are your thoughts on the legalization of marijuana and it's effects on today's economy?

[Nola_Lifer]

Who does the best chicken little impression on CC?
Why is your ballin so big?
What were you doing in Taiwan and what does it have to do with the American government?

[Quirk]

What is your favorite WWII Soviet tank?

Do you play any other strategy games, e.g. Axis & Allies?

[safariguy5]

Why weren't you Discussions Mod longer?

[nolefan5311]

What would possess you to root for an NFL team as incompetent and unlikable as the Chicago Bears?

[Aradhus]

Dostoevsky or Tolstoy?

Ugh, is this question really appropriate for an interrogation? I mean, you might as well ask him if he had to cut off a testicle to save his life, which one would he choose. I mean how do you even develop criteria from which to weigh up the pros and cons? The left produces faster swimmers but the right, smarter drinkers? It's just not right, no man should be forced to make such a decision.

Questions for BBS:

1 - If you were a woman, which of the forum regulars would you..

Marry?
Screw?
Rename the stars with?

2 - Is Darth Vader my father?

3 - Is a compelling video on the minimum wage?

4 - Do you steal rolls?

[nagerous]

In snooker, if the red is blocking the pink would you pot the brown?

[squishyg]

imagine the person you hate most in the world. if you could kill them, knowing with certainty that you have a 100% chance of getting away with it, would you commit murder?

[Dukasaur]

If you could confer immortality on five people (including retroactively) who would you choose?

[tkr4lf]

A bunch of my friends and I are getting together on Saturday for a good, old fashioned game of grab ass. Would you be interested?

[Haggis_McMutton]

Sometimes our precise positions on some issues become distorted through *ehm* vigorous debate, so here's a chance to monologue to your hearts content.

What's your view on religion(ie spirituality, organized religion, gods, usefulness and whatever the hell else).
What's your view on the state(politics, economics, regulations, police, army, courts of law and whatever the hell else).

Answer these in as much or as little detail as you wish, a single wikipedia link is acceptable.

Also, WHO IS SAXITOXIN?

Edit:
Also:
Does P=NP?
I've asked this in like 3 of these things and noone answers.

[saxitoxin]

I HAVE EXACTLY THREE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

1. The iconic magazine Esquire recently did a story titled "the 12 Styles of American Man"; which one of the twelve styles best describes your personal sense of fashion (or that toward which you aspire)?
(see: http://www.esquire.com/style/fashion-st ... 10#slide-1)

2. I will give you $100,000,000 provided you agree to live in either (a) Sweden, or, (b) Somalia, 11 months out of the year for the rest of your life. Do you take the money and, if so, which place do you choose to live? Why?

3. You may choose as a gift any one item that appears - at the time you answer this question - on the first two pages of the popular accessories blog uncrate.com. However, you may not sell this item or profit from it in any other way. What item do you choose and why?

4. Would you rather - for one year - move in with nietzsche or have nietzsche move in with you? You must choose one of these options.

5. Have you ever earned beads in the French Quarter? Knowing that the correct answer is "Serbia", who do you think could earn more: you or Serbia?