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Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

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As some of you may know, I'm a world-class photoshop artist. In fact, I was trained by Leonardo da Vinci himself.

And now, my dear friends, I've come to apply my terrific skills to the menial task of modifying your pictures. I'm sorry, but I just can't help being so tremendously noble. Or having such a beautifully huge ego.

I have done several projects for secretive government agencies, so I have lots of experience in this kind of work.
I have not done several projects for secretive government agencies, so I have no experience in this kind of work.

I specialise in making seamless photo combinations - you won't even be able to tell that I've used two different pictures.

So, without further egotism, I present to you my digital portfolio thus far:


BigBallinStalin

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Woodruff

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PLAYER57832

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Serbia

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nietzsche

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Haggis_McMutton

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AndyDufresne

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NOW TAKING REQUESTS
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Do me!
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DO ME DO ME DO ME
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Introducing..

Timminz

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Wow! These are hands-down the best!
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ManBungalow wrote:Introducing..

Timminz

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Pssh, my timminz is better:

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Haggis_McMutton wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Introducing..

Timminz

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Pssh, my timminz is better:

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Now now boys, there's enough of me to go around. No need to fight.
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I like the BBS one. What about me?


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I'm not possible to be done.
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ManBungalow doing Serbia:

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I bet nietz didn't use lube.
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Serbia

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nietzsche

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Haggis_McMutton

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AndyDufresne

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Don't I look handsome?

Do saxi
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Oh! Oh! What about me? :D

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Excuse me, ManB. I was so taken by your renditions that I have to ask...

while editing the photos, what motivates you?
Is the art for yourself? Does it naturally occur within you and is expressed seemingly autonomously through your mouse clicks?
How does it work?

And what's a good photo editing program?
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do me manbungalow

DO ME
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Do yourself.
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notyou2 wrote:Do yourself.
one does not simply do themselves.
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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That was meant for the OP, not everything is about you John.
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notyou2 wrote:That was meant for the OP, not everything is about you John.
i said "one", not "i" or "me". my post was meant for everybody, not everything is directed towards you bro. get over yourself.
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.
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notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.
and being a dick
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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john9blue wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.
and being a dick
he's got a darwin fish for an avatar... I thought it was a job requirement for anyone with one of those
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AWESOME!
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fadedpsychosis wrote:
john9blue wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.
and being a dick
he's got a darwin fish for an avatar... I thought it was a job requirement for anyone with one of those
lol....who's calling who what?
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