Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank

[AndyDufresne]

The online condom vendor Condomania has compiled its sales data to produce the latest in a long line of not-at-all-definitive penis-size rankings.

US State

http://io9.com/a-totally-worthless-ranking-of-american-penis-sizes-by-1476731111

1 North Dakota
2 Rhode Island
3 South Dakota
4 District of Columbia
5 Massachusetts
6 Ohio
7 Arizona
8 Alabama
9 New York
10 South Carolina
11 Colorado
12 Maryland
13 Wisconsin
14 New Jersey
15 California
16 Florida
17 Connecticut
18 Virginia
19 Oregon
20 Pennsylvania
21 Washington
22 Tennessee
23 New Mexico
24 Iowa
25 Illinois
26 Louisiana
27 Vermont
28 Utah
29 Maine
30 Nebraska
31 Idaho
32 Kansas
33 Delaware
34 Michigan
35 Nevada
36 New Hampshire
37 Oklahoma
38 Montana
39 Minnesota
40 Kentucky
41 Texas
42 Indiana
43 West Virginia
44 Missouri
45 Alaska
46 North Carolina
47 Wyoming
48 Arkansas
49 Hawaii
50 Mississippi

Unrelated but similar report:

Europe

http://io9.com/5925851/a-totally-worthless-map-of-european-penis-sizes

--Andy

[KoolBak]

No wonder the Russians are always so pissed off.....and Texas, where everything is bigger, way down in the 40's? WTF??

Very informative data

[Quirk]

So D.C. is on the list and Jaw-ja is not.

[Army of GOD]

Apparently there aren't any men in Latvia and Lithuania.

[oVo]

Metric wiener measure? I read somewhere that only 8% or so of the human hardware in the world is of the porno python variety.

[nietzsche]

I didn't know states had penises.

[saxitoxin]

I didn't know states had penises.

UM - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GET NEW STATES?

Texas fucked Mexico and, 9 months later, Arizona was born, etc.

[nietzsche]

I didn't know states had penises.

UM - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GET NEW STATES?

USE YOUR HEAD, NIETZSCHE

So that's why there haven't been new states lately, the whole 50 have penises now and can't find a state with a vagina.

[betiko]

I didn't know states had penises.

UM - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GET NEW STATES?

USE YOUR HEAD, NIETZSCHE

So that's why there haven't been new states lately, the whole 50 have penises now and can't find a state with a vagina.

there's west vagina though.

this condom thing is absolutely ridiculous. there is supposed to be 1 size fits all kind of thing with condoms. I guess there are some XL condoms and XS, but it has to be for extremely big or extremely small wieners. Having an extremely big or extremely small penis is not approriate for da vagina; unless that vagina is extremely big or extremely small (well a micro penis isn't going to do much to a super tight vagina actually). Anyways; how the hell are you supposed to calculate with condoms? what % of men buy condoms? how often do all these condom buyers buy? cause you know; macro penis might buy a box every 5 years, micro penis a box a day. And how do you know if hawaians don't go to north dakota to go f*ck their wives? they'd buy trojans at the local 7/11.

[nietzsche]

I didn't know states had penises.

UM - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GET NEW STATES?

USE YOUR HEAD, NIETZSCHE

So that's why there haven't been new states lately, the whole 50 have penises now and can't find a state with a vagina.

there's west vagina though.

this condom thing is absolutely ridiculous. there is supposed to be 1 size fits all kind of thing with condoms. I guess there are some XL condoms and XS, but it has to be for extremely big or extremely small wieners. Having an extremely big or extremely small penis is not approriate for da vagina; unless that vagina is extremely big or extremely small (well a micro penis isn't going to do much to a super tight vagina actually). Anyways; how the hell are you supposed to calculate with condoms? what % of men buy condoms? how often do all these condom buyers buy? cause you know; macro penis might buy a box every 5 years, micro penis a box a day. And how do you know if hawaians don't go to north dakota to go f*ck their wives? they'd buy trojans at the local 7/11.

[smegal69]

here i was thinking that the average size of a Cock in America was 5'10

[Army of GOD]

here i was thinking that the average size of a Cock in America was 5'10

[BoganGod]

here i was thinking that the average size of a Cock in America was 5'10

Your in the right neighbourhood, just confusing with something the other side of the paddock. Average arsehole 5'10, 320pound, a shade of beige with more chins than a chinese phonebook.

[Gillipig]

Clearly this statistic didn't take me into account. Make of that what you will.

[betiko]

Clearly this statistic didn't take me into account. Make of that what you will.

We are all greatly impressed. Can we create a usergroup in your honour?

[Gillipig]

Clearly this statistic didn't take me into account. Make of that what you will.

We are all greatly impressed. Can we create a usergroup in your honour?

Please contact my agent for things like this, I don't have time for my fans.

[IceToad]

Texas, where everything is bigger, way down in the 40's? WTF??

Well, if Texan men lost all that belly fat they'd gain about an extra inch down there. No wonder the skinny French men are the winners here!

[DoomYoshi]

Come to a new website, search penis in the forum, repeat.

[KoolBak]

Indeed....and a partial 3 year old response is what comes up?

[notyou2]

Bunch of dicks.

[Dukasaur]

Penis.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Wieners.

[IceToad]

Come to a new website, search penis in the forum, repeat.

Got any better idea of what one can do in their free/bored time other than searching internet forums for penis topics?

[Bernie Sanders]

Come to a new website, search penis in the forum, repeat.

Got any better idea of what one can do in their free/bored time other than searching internet forums for penis topics?

Since you need help, Tits and Asses!

God, where did this idiot come from?

[KoolBak]

Cram shit up your ass? (hint...search for.....)