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cockroach problem

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3 days ago, 02 AM, woke up for needs, saw a cockroach pacing back and forth at the floor, caught it :oops: then took it out window throwing it approximately 20 meters down from 7th floor to outside on concreet walkway....

it is a living creature, like us...
an avarage cockroach 2cm from back to head, then 20 meter high free dive from my floor to the concrete walkway is 1000 cockroaches long freediving. 2cm X 1000 = 20 meters...

this is same thing for a 185 cm tall man to freedive on concrete from 1850 meters to the ground.
after throwing the cockroach, saw it kept walking as if nothing had happened.
however, if it was a human thrown down from 1850 meters height, i dont think the human wud said ohh holy sheeet, then kept walking, but prolly he wud have died just in a sec.

so, why, why we living creatures are this far different from each other...
what makes the cockroach to be this high armored against crashes and why we are this much vulnerable ?
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Because terminal velocity and they have an exoskeleton.

Fleas jump at like 100 Gs.

Ugh.

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Thats not how gravity works. Its a 20m fall either way.

Force = mass × acceleration.
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You should check out the book Micro by Michael Chricton.

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WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:Thats not how gravity works. Its a 20m fall either way.

Force = mass × acceleration.
In a vacuum the cockroach may have met it's maker. But air resistance would have cushioned it's fall.
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It's probably popped out 1000 little roaches by now anyway.
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If you have a "cockroach" problem, or also known as pubic pests, crotch crickets, or bag beetles, try this website for advice.
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HardAttack wrote: it is a living creature, like us...
I'm guessing you've never killed a plant or mosquito before then?
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July 15.
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So...you saved the life of a cockroach....do you know the odds of having more cockroaches in your apartment?

If you value your health and those of your neighbors (excluding your friends aka cockroaches) you will call your landlord and start the extermination process.
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...really now...who shows mercy to cockroaxhes? Glad you're not my neighbor!
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That is the one critter in the world I have a REAL problem with....all those years in hawaii with tons of them....*shudder*....in St Thomas, they call em Mahogany Birds and like them....WTF, over? I have keeelled many many of those disgusting vermin. Thank the gods we dunna have em in oregon....
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I like how Bernie posts at 6:15AM, he's really getting into the character of an old white guy
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Not all cockroaches can fly but most can glide in a downward arc to slow a fall like that, add in what others have said about terminal velocity, air resistance and how gravity works, it's not surprising that the roach survived.
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WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:Thats not how gravity works. Its a 20m fall either way.
Oh my. You do realize that "damage" is a function of anatomy, not physics. People die from short falls and survive greater distances all the time. Add into this the various points of failure that different organisms have. The circulatory system of a cockroach is much greater protected than that of the typical human, for example. The same is true for the digestion system (the human has absolutely no protection to vital organs whatsoever).

When you start applying notions of exterior armor to humans you get human football players and medieval knights, who are clearly able to withstand a lot more punishment. Just compare a typical hockey player to a basketball player. (Oh I hurt my little toe ... I can't play today!)
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HardAttack wrote:approximately 20 meters down ..... this is same thing .... 1850 meters
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tzor wrote:
WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:Thats not how gravity works. Its a 20m fall either way.
Oh my. You do realize that "damage" is a function of anatomy, not physics. People die from short falls and survive greater distances all the time. Add into this the various points of failure that different organisms have. The circulatory system of a cockroach is much greater protected than that of the typical human, for example. The same is true for the digestion system (the human has absolutely no protection to vital organs whatsoever).

When you start applying notions of exterior armor to humans you get human football players and medieval knights, who are clearly able to withstand a lot more punishment. Just compare a typical hockey player to a basketball player. (Oh I hurt my little toe ... I can't play today!)
They're called a 'skull' and 'rib cage'.
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And visceral fat and mesentery...

tzor fail.

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KoolBak wrote:That is the one critter in the world I have a REAL problem with....all those years in hawaii with tons of them....*shudder*....in St Thomas, they call em Mahogany Birds and like them....WTF, over? I have keeelled many many of those disgusting vermin. Thank the gods we dunna have em in oregon....
There are no cockroaches in Oregon - I want to move to Oregon - but they all have bumper stickers which say - "Oregon - it's a nice place to visit - but we don't want you to live here".
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Kevi wrote:
KoolBak wrote:That is the one critter in the world I have a REAL problem with....all those years in hawaii with tons of them....*shudder*....in St Thomas, they call em Mahogany Birds and like them....WTF, over? I have keeelled many many of those disgusting vermin. Thank the gods we dunna have em in oregon....
There are no cockroaches in Oregon - I want to move to Oregon - but they all have bumper stickers which say - "Oregon - it's a nice place to visit - but we don't want you to live here".
Are you actually a cockroach?
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:lol: 50+ years and I havent seen one 'o them....lol
Kevi wrote:
KoolBak wrote:That is the one critter in the world I have a REAL problem with....all those years in hawaii with tons of them....*shudder*....in St Thomas, they call em Mahogany Birds and like them....WTF, over? I have keeelled many many of those disgusting vermin. Thank the gods we dunna have em in oregon....
There are no cockroaches in Oregon - I want to move to Oregon - but they all have bumper stickers which say - "Oregon - it's a nice place to visit - but we don't want you to live here".
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Kevi wrote:
KoolBak wrote:That is the one critter in the world I have a REAL problem with....all those years in hawaii with tons of them....*shudder*....in St Thomas, they call em Mahogany Birds and like them....WTF, over? I have keeelled many many of those disgusting vermin. Thank the gods we dunna have em in oregon....
There are no cockroaches in Oregon - I want to move to Oregon - but they all have bumper stickers which say - "Oregon - it's a nice place to visit - but we don't want you to live here".
Funny enough, the same rings true for Wyoming. No roaches, nice place to visit, but we have a bit more luck with the "we don't want you to live here" part.
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thanks :lol: :lol:
nice posts, however everyone missed that how far cruel i can be... catch it, throw it... pretty precise cut solution but no matter how disgusting it looks is it moral to catch a living creature then throw it up down from 7th floor through ground ?

well, i dont remember my words i told to it,
should be like, wth are you doing at my floor at this time of the night ?
or
who the f*ck are you stepping up and down without a permission from me ?
or maybe,
hold, freeze you dirty looking freak or i ll slap your back pretty bad (actually what i did was something similar...)

well well well,
these are what i did, and i feel a bit bad...
what should i have done instead ?

turn my home into a gas chamber for those animals ?
should i mount cheese traps ? wud that work ?
what else ?

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Army of GOD wrote:
Kevi wrote:
KoolBak wrote:That is the one critter in the world I have a REAL problem with....all those years in hawaii with tons of them....*shudder*....in St Thomas, they call em Mahogany Birds and like them....WTF, over? I have keeelled many many of those disgusting vermin. Thank the gods we dunna have em in oregon....
There are no cockroaches in Oregon - I want to move to Oregon - but they all have bumper stickers which say - "Oregon - it's a nice place to visit - but we don't want you to live here".
Are you actually a cockroach?
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