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The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

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The ratings include four important metrics:
1) Length
2) Girth
3) Ball Sag
4) Circumcision

The reason is that we must make sure these E-Peen's are accurately represented in these 4 categories, is in case any suitors prefer a certain type/style of E-Peen.
Please remember that we do not guarantee actual Peen size, but simply accurate measurements of E-Peen. See forums for self-discovery.

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MTIceman41 - 3.6", 4.5", immense, yes
rockfist - 3.4", 4.0", slightly more than you'd expect, no
xroads - 4.8", 3.2", no sag, yes

B
NSS - 6.5", 4.0", acceptable, no
i-andrei - 6.1", 4.3", slight sag, yes

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icepack - 5.8", 4.6", perfect, yes

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IamCaff - 4.8", 6.0", tight, no
Don - 7.5", 5.0", slight sag, no

S+
EW - 7.8", 4.2", perfect, yes

D+
Josko - 16", 7.0", the best sag you could ask for, no (its impossible with a dick this big)
Naruto - 18", 7.5", He doesn't even have balls he's built different, yes (its possible because he doesn't have any balls)

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Shnapple - 6.5", 4.5", proportionate, yes
Smurf - 5.5", 5.0", tight, yes
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are u measuring hard or floppy?
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This is too good.
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iAmCaffeine wrote:are u measuring hard or floppy?
I've not managed to be around any of you without you guys getting hard-ons, so hard is the only measurements I have for now.
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on the contrary none of the recent conversations have made me erect

its mostly only my own posts that do it
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My e-peen is not measured in inches but in kilometers ;)
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This wins thread of the year :lol:
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Swimmer this is awesome :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I have everyone fooled lol
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rockfist wrote:I have everyone fooled lol
Blame it on the roids 8-[
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Roids only shrink your balls...and only if you don't cycle off them every 2-3 months. 8-)
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rockfist wrote:Roids only shrink your balls...and only if you don't cycle off them every 2-3 months. 8-)
Andrew Huberman…youtube
This guy does a good analysis of testosterone
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Hmm, this post speaks lies. I think I'm 7.9" in freedom units.
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You must have grown. Not a surprise for a growing boy
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Swimmerdude99 wrote:You must have grown. Not a surprise for a growing boy
That just makes me think of Pinocchio…now that movie will always get people to think of e peen :lol: :lol:

*should make a new user group of e peen members
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MTIceman41 wrote:This wins thread of the year :lol:
I second that!
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Hahaha! This thread! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well played!
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Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..
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i-andrei wrote:Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..
Real question is why there isn't an offline peen rating thread, I thought Swimmer's wife compiled all the data...
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Extreme Ways wrote:
i-andrei wrote:Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..
Real question is why there isn't an offline peen rating thread, I thought Swimmer's wife compiled all the data...
This is good…I was so wrong on EW…his metrics are perfect :lol:
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HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.
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emilywink wrote:HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.
I want to battle you without e ;)
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josko.ri wrote:
emilywink wrote:HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.
I want to battle you without e ;)
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josko.ri wrote:
emilywink wrote:HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.
I want to battle you without e ;)

so you mean battle me as milywink?

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I think he is trying to say he'd only battle you irl, if your name was Mily. As we can see from the provided data, textual clues would inform us that the username emilywink is really
E
Mily
Wink ( ;) )

In this moment, josko has declared his love for real life Mily. If only that was your name he would come to you and rescue you from your ivory tower so he could punmmel you in a game of real life, table top, risk.

Now, being a josko translator is tough stuff, please see my profile for my venmo/cashapp details.

Unlike the people in this post, I cannot attract women with my e-peen, it is simply unenviable. Only with my dolla dolla bills, y'all, will I manage to pull e-girls.
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