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Re: e_i_pi's Viking Birthday Invasion of the Deep South! 14-7

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e_i_pi wrote:Armed with his trusty moonshine flamethrower, Nagerous stormed into pi's Althing and demanded equal rights for hicks and inbreds. The bill was passed, but not after pi kindly reminded Nagerous that weapons aren't allowed in the Althing, and he would have to pay a fine of equal value to his entire property. Nagerous, satisfied that justice had been done, gave up his worldly possessions and strutted out, none-the-wiser.

The Nagerous Skirmish is over!

e_i_pi wins 2-1



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Re: e_i_pi's Viking Birthday Invasion of the Deep South! 15-9

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Khazalid struts up to pi and challenges him to a banjo playoff. Pi, obiously unimpressed, grabs khaz's banjo and smashes it over his knee. Khaz responds by pulling the piece of grass from between his teeth and playing it like a banjo string, causing pi to go into a frenzied uncontrollable dance. Pi eventually collapses exhausted from all the line dancing.

The Khazalid Skirmish is over!

Khazalid wins 2-1
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the devil's twang they call me
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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deadliest piece of grass Ive ever seen :shock:

send me some seeds khazy ;) :lol:
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Re: e_i_pi's Viking Birthday Invasion of the Deep South! 15-9

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If I was not on my self imposed ban I would gladly battle with you. If this is still open when I get back from my holiday, then prepare to die. :) Good luck till then.
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Re: e_i_pi's Viking Birthday Invasion of the Deep South! 15-9

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*bump*
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The only kind of pi we'll stand for in these parts is Pecan. Sir, I must ask you to get back on your ship and sail home or prepare for a good ol' Southern RAID.
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SOUTH WILL RAISE AGAIN
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ill play you 1 time :D
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beer-brewing empire you say? .... i will be there already waiting. For that is my homeland.
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kylegraves1 wrote:ill play you 1 time :D

Done! Game is being sent out now :)
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Raid time....here come the cowboyz
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cowboyz wrote:Raid time....here come the cowboyz

Yikes! Actual combat troops.... gimme a few minutes, I'll have the games set up :)
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MudPuppy wrote:The only kind of pi we'll stand for in these parts is Pecan. Sir, I must ask you to get back on your ship and sail home or prepare for a good ol' Southern RAID.
You're not backin' down from my raid challenge, are ya e_i_pi? ;) If so, you've made a wise decision. If not, I will fight to defend Georgia's honor from your carpet baggin' horde of scavengers. General Lee may have surrendered but I most certainly did not!!! I've got my lucky dice all ready for ya:
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MudPuppy wrote:
MudPuppy wrote:The only kind of pi we'll stand for in these parts is Pecan. Sir, I must ask you to get back on your ship and sail home or prepare for a good ol' Southern RAID.
You're not backin' down from my raid challenge, are ya e_i_pi? ;) If so, you've made a wise decision. If not, I will fight to defend Georgia's honor from your carpet baggin' horde of scavengers. General Lee may have surrendered but I most certainly did not!!! I've got my lucky dice all ready for ya:
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You goddam hat wearing hick canine, I'll take you and your family on, even if I have to pry your brother from your momma's buttocks with a crowbar. 'Cept I'll be making the games tomorrow, since I'm busy with other stuff right now :)
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e_i_pi wrote:...even if I have to pry your brother from your momma's buttocks with a crowbar

How dare you besmirch the reputations of my mom/aunt and brother/cousin. :o
Prepare for battle!!! :evil:
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Re: e_i_pi's Viking Birthday Invasion of the Deep South! 2-1

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kylegraves1 took a sneak peek at the new Viking weapon - women with big boobs. Unfortunately the Vikings were too busy being drunk to notice :(

The kylegraves1 Scout is successful!

kylegraves1 wins 1-0!
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MudPuppy, in typical arrogant yankee style, challenges pi to a game of Risk with a set of fluffy hick dice. pi starts out well, but MudPuppy unleashes his fluffy hick dog to mess up the board. pi grabs MP's surrenderin' stick, and beats the dog away, but not before MP cheats like a common scoundrel, and wins the fluffy hick Riask game!

The MudPuppy Raid is successful!

MudPuppy wins 3-2!
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Re: pi's Viking Birthday Invasion of the Deep South! 20-15

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Congrats to MudPuppy, khazalid, and kylegraves1, who all overcame me in their individual challenges. Poo-poos to everyone else, as I have won 20-15, and established a vast lutefisk empire in the southern states. May you eat fish cured with lye forever, with your mouth tasting like soap, and your intestines gurgling, muhahaha!!


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funny stuff, man.
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Re: pi's Viking Birthday Invasion of the Deep South! 20-15

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wait, are you really gonna play all 35 on acw? why not some na, usa/apoc, all the new usa road maps etcetc?
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