Star Wars vs. Christmas

[Dukasaur]

What music would you recommend jim puts on while performing his duties, Duk?

Jeff Wayne's musical version of the War of the Worlds is pretty amazing for reunions with old flames. Trust me...

[mrswdk]

What music would you recommend jim puts on while performing his duties, Duk?

Jeff Wayne's musical version of the War of the Worlds is pretty amazing for reunions with old flames. Trust me...

You should start webcamming this shit, or at least write some memoirs.

[jimboston]

Well it's clear you like Star Wars a lot, but how much do you like your family? You didn't buy tickets for the kids, so I'm guessing not $40 much.

I'd take them, but they show no interest.
They get plenty... trust me.

But if you are in fact close to your relatives, perhaps you can convince your brother to move the day of the party away from your own high holy Jediism day, it is 2 months away after all.

I am fairly close to my brothers and sisters. However the chance of moving the party day is zero. That was the only weekend he could get the Hall we use... and I have a large family. So once it's set, it's set. The Spock principal... "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."

[jimboston]

Is this like a video series or something?

If not, this looks like a nice money making opportunity!

[jimboston]

How far is the family party from the cinema?

About 40-45 minute drive.

Are drinks and food included in the price of those Lux Level tickets?

No.

Has no one here heard of Lux Level movie theatres?

[jimboston]

invite the cast of Star Wars to perform at the party

This would've worked, but I had a falling out with Carrie Fisher after a drunken night of partying back in the 90's.

I'm sure it's nothing that an hour of cunnilingus won't fix.

Back in her Slave Leia days that would've been no problem, but I can't bring myself to go there anymore.

[jimboston]

What music would you recommend jim puts on while performing his duties, Duk?

The Imperial March

[mrswdk]

invite the cast of Star Wars to perform at the party

This would've worked, but I had a falling out with Carrie Fisher after a drunken night of partying back in the 90's.

I'm sure it's nothing that an hour of cunnilingus won't fix.

Back in her Slave Leia days that would've been no problem, but I can't bring myself to go there anymore.

Yeah, you'd need a fkn long tongue to get anywhere with her these days.

[Army of GOD]

invite the cast of Star Wars to perform at the party

This would've worked, but I had a falling out with Carrie Fisher after a drunken night of partying back in the 90's.

I'm sure it's nothing that an hour of cunnilingus won't fix.

I don't think jimboston is that cunning of a lingui...



ohhhhhh...I get it now

[RiskTycoon]

family always comes first. That stupid movie will still be there .....

[jimboston]

invite the cast of Star Wars to perform at the party

This would've worked, but I had a falling out with Carrie Fisher after a drunken night of partying back in the 90's.

I'm sure it's nothing that an hour of cunnilingus won't fix.

I don't think jimboston is that cunning of a lingui...



ohhhhhh...I get it now

Well done. Well done.

[jimboston]

family always comes first. That stupid movie will still be there .....

Do they?

I put them first all year round.

Why can't I come first this one time???

[mrswdk]

Typical Western, all 'me me me'.

[jimboston]

Typical Western, all 'me me me'.

Did you read my OP.

The whole thread is "me me me".

The whole thread is also a joke.

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I am fairly close to my brothers and sisters. However the chance of moving the party day is zero. That was the only weekend he could get the Hall we use... and I have a large family. So once it's set, it's set. The Spock principal... "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."

Sounds expensive. If we're going to bring rational Utilitarian ethics into this; try a cost analysis to determine the amount saved by you in either situation.
$40 ÷ 2 people = $20 per person
or
(Money spent on party ÷ total estimated family members attending) + (Odds of getting shanked by a nerd's lightsaber * hospital bill) = ???

[mrswdk]

Typical Western, all 'me me me'.

Did you read my OP.

The whole thread is "me me me".

Hence the conclusion I reached!

[mrswdk]

I am fairly close to my brothers and sisters. However the chance of moving the party day is zero. That was the only weekend he could get the Hall we use... and I have a large family. So once it's set, it's set. The Spock principal... "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."

Sounds expensive. If we're going to bring rational Utilitarian ethics into this; try a cost analysis to determine the amount saved by you in either situation.
$40 ÷ 2 people = $20 per person
or
(Money spent on party ÷ total estimated family members attending) + (Odds of getting shanked by a nerd's lightsaber * hospital bill) = ???

+Odds of his wife getting drunk and letting him stick it in her pooper

[Phatscotty]

Is this like a video series or something?

If not, this looks like a nice money making opportunity!

Yeah, my bro had ALL of them, they are about 10 years old.

[jimboston]

I am fairly close to my brothers and sisters. However the chance of moving the party day is zero. That was the only weekend he could get the Hall we use... and I have a large family. So once it's set, it's set. The Spock principal... "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."

Sounds expensive. If we're going to bring rational Utilitarian ethics into this; try a cost analysis to determine the amount saved by you in either situation.
$40 ÷ 2 people = $20 per person
or
(Money spent on party ÷ total estimated family members attending) + (Odds of getting shanked by a nerd's lightsaber * hospital bill) = ???

The party cost is fixed... it won't go up of down based on my attendance.

The tickets are bought.

The only relative cost delta is what I would spend at the movie on food... or what I would drink at the party (cash bar, it's at a hall)... these two numbers are roughly equivalent. So cost is not a factor.

[jimboston]

+Odds of his wife getting drunk and letting him stick it in her pooper

Odds of wife getting drunk... low, 1/500 maybe?

Odds of wife letting me stick it in her pooper... ZERO.

[jimboston]

Is this like a video series or something?

If not, this looks like a nice money making opportunity!

Yeah, my bro had ALL of them, they are about 10 years old.

I need to Google this.