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A formal request to all the sand

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I would like to request that, whatever weird sand monsters have been invading the anal holes of all users to make them super pissy 24/7, to stop their rampage.

Seriously people, this is a game; why all the anger? Are all of you really teenage to adolescent kids, or have adults just not grown up?
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In answer to your question, it's actually because I have a friggin' sand monster in my rectum.
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I KNEW IT

ALL CAPS BTW
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f*ck this fucking shit move this to flame wars or ill rape u
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Wow looks like you have
1)a colourful vocabulary =D> u succeeded
2)and a want to annoy the hole conquer club community =D> u succeeded

I suggest you delete this thread before you dont have any friends on CC nemore :lol:
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Kotaro wrote:I would like to request that, whatever weird sand monsters have been invading the anal holes of all users to make them super pissy 24/7, to stop their rampage.

Seriously people, this is a game; why all the anger? Are all of you really teenage to adolescent kids, or have adults just not grown up?


The largest portion of people that browse the web are typically teenagers. If you are going to ask "is it true that the majority of users are acting at what maturity level I just stated I expect them to act?", then it sounded pretty dumb to me. :(
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Kotaro wrote:ALL CAPS BTW

ALL CAPS FTW!!!
1337 tXt FtW++!!!!!!! r0X0rz
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this seems like something i would do
bad idea kotaro :lol:
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was this supposed to be funny?

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Kotaro wrote:I KNEW IT

ALL CAPS BTW


WHAT?


I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

MY AWESOMENESS IS TOO LOUD!
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I don't give a damn if people like me on this site. It's the internet, and that's the point of this whole thread. There seems to be a lot of sand stuck in peoples unmentionables, making it so they get pissy as hell and have to start fights and act like children everywhere.
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hello we are online playing games
every one here is a worthless peace of shit
no one here is in any way mature
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Stephen Wayne wrote:hello we are online playing games
every one here is a worthless peace of shit
no one here is in any way mature


'piece' not 'peace'

and thats a flame
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Kotaro wrote:Seriously people, this is a game; why all the anger? Are all of you really teenage to adolescent kids, or have adults just not grown up?

Yeah man, you're totally right! f*ck all those guys who give you less than five whole fucking stars for attitude just because you didn't respond to their stupid fucking gl which wasn't even worthy of being called conversation anyway! Screw those guys, then need to stop being so pissy!

Also, death to the hypocrites.

Also two, this thread really ought to have been moved to FW the moment it was posted.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:Also two, this thread really ought to have been moved to FW the moment it was posted.


unfortunately, neither you nor owen started it, therefore its fair game in GD
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whitestazn88 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Also two, this thread really ought to have been moved to FW the moment it was posted.
unfortunately, neither you nor owen started it, therefore its fair game in GD

Oh but of course! Silly me for forgetting that some users are more equal than others here.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Also two, this thread really ought to have been moved to FW the moment it was posted.
unfortunately, neither you nor owen started it, therefore its fair game in GD

Oh but of course! Silly me for forgetting that some users are more equal than others here.


wait til pc9 rolls out the "f*** you owen" thread, and it'll probably hit 9 pages before owen finally gives in, leaves a comment asking him to stop, gets banned for baiting, and the thread gets sent into forum hell aka FW
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Yeah.

Or wait till JR24 (/other homogenous rank-carer) rolls out another "well done me for getting more risk-points", or a "well done uninteresting rank-carer X for achieving rank Y" thread. That will be greeted with open arms and clapping smileys, because apparently circle-jerking with your friends is relevant and interesting if you've got lots of risk points and every single one of their small score-fluctuations is worthy of its own seperate thread of bland "well done X" posts and smiley-walls.

But when Pimpdave makes a "well done user Z for attaining rank lower than Y" thread it'll be instantly locked and he'll be warned for spamming. Because making threads whenever your friends change ranks is a serious breach of forum guidelines if you personally don't have a lot of risk points, or if your friend's don't have as many risk points as the people who spend their time here whinging about the dic... sorry, 'assault cubes'.

But don't complain about it. Because pointing that kind of bullshit and double-standards out is spam or trolling if you don't make 30+ dull GD posts per day.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:Yeah.

Or wait till JR24 (/other homogenous rank-carer) rolls out another "well done me for getting more risk-points", or a "well done uninteresting rank-carer X for achieving rank Y". That'll be greeted with open arms and clapping smileys, because apparently circle-jerking with your friends is relevant and interesting if you've got lots of risk points and every single one of their small score-fluctuations is worthy of its own seperate thread of bland "well done X" posts and smiley-walls.

But when Pimpdave makes a "well done user Z for attaining rank lower than Y" thread it'll be instantly locked and he'll be warned for spamming. Because making threads whenever your friends change ranks is a serious breach of forum guidelines if you personally don't have a lot of risk points, or if your friend's don't have as many risk points as the people who spend their time here whinging about the dic... sorry, 'assault cubes'.

But don't complain about it. Because pointing that kind of bullshit and double-standards out is spam or trolling if you don't make 30+ dull GD posts per day.


Well that's a relief, I think I got 30 in yesterday, so I should be fine for today, right?
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Dancing Mustard wrote:Oh but of course! Silly me for forgetting that some users are more equal than others here.


Yes, some users are given more credit then others. Especially when one person can't make a single post without throwing "f*ck this and f*ck that and I have the maturity of a 3 year old" in every single thread they make. My thread about being silent and getting negative ratings was perfectly valid, because it was a discussion thread. This one is valid as well, because it's discussing the rising immaturity levels at this site, not to mention the fact that people seem to be unable to stay on topic, whether or not they have the brain capacity to. Notice, in that other thread, not a single person who was discussing it had "f*ck" in any of their sentences, let alone every single one.

But since we have you here, and can't seem to get you to quit the game (oh, how the Lord would be praised.. if only!), why not answer a few questions for us. Which category fits you best:
1) A teenager who is so starved for attention in real life that they have to come on to the internet, and make every thread about themselves. You're so starved, in fact, that all you can do is sit there, typing "F*ck", and never actually use an intellectual argument, because that would just seem to smart for you.
2) A child of less then 10 years, that doesn't have the mental capacity to make a simple arguement.
3) An adult who never grew up, and was never taught the maturity required to live in the real world. Also, as a result of this, you're stuck in your mothers basement for the rest of your life.

Basicly, I'd prefer it if you'd either grow up, or stop posting in my threads. If neither of you have something of at least the intelligence of a turtle to say, then don't say anything.
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Now now Kotaro, temper temper. Didn't you read the first post in this thread?

Come on missy, there's no need to get all shouty here. After all, aren't we all gathered to request that people try to refrain from making super pissy posts (see above) all the time? I mean, aren't we united in wanting people to hold back from angry clenched-teeth diatribes in which they fume and rave about other people not agreeing with their way of doing things, or where they sling unfounded accusations of excess profanity around, or screech that others must be of lower social status than they?

Isn't the kind of uncivil sand-in-the-rectum post that you just wrote, precisely the sort of thing you began this thread to whinge about? Don't you think it's rather ironic that you leapt into raging-baseless-insult mode the instant somebody gently pointed out your own history of uncouth abuse hurling? Or are you one of these sanctimonious types that like to complain about others, but can't admit when they're guilty of the same sins?

Toughen up and lead by example old girl; if you can't practice what you preach and lapse to temptation on only second page of your sermon,then what hope have you of converting the congregation?

To paraphrase an acquaintance of mine: Kotaro, this is a game; why all the anger? Are you really a teenage/adolescent kid, or just an adult who hasn't grown up?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOH


THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ME!!!!!!


yayz!
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cena-rules wrote:OOOOOOOOOOOOH


THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ME!!!!!!


yayz!

I like your avatar, it is interesting.
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hecter got told to change it when he had it so I stole it, havent got anything said
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My beautiful male nipple was also deemed improper.
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